Incorrect Voltron Quotes

I know there are a lot of other blogs like this already, but I wanted to make my own

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lance: there's something wrong with your face

keith: what's wrong with my face?

lance: you're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.

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pidge: hey, lance!

lance, tearing up: allura used to call me lance

pidge: that's because it's your fucking name, you idiot

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pidge: matt told me santa wasn't real when i was 10. well joke's on him because i'm at the space mall right now and guess who's fucking here

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Hello!

My name is Rowan and I'm a new mod for this blog. I don't have a lot of time so please be patient with me. You can still submit things for the queue.

Any other questions can either be sent to the ask box here or to my Voltron blog @spacehunk .

Thank you!

~mod rowan

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Hunk: There’s only one race. The human race.

Lance: *slaps Hunk* What about Nascar?

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Lance: Smack cam!

Keith: *holds of Marmora blade* Bitch I hope the fuck you do you’re gonna be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that!

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Adam: There's only one thing worse than dying...

Adam: *tears off paper to reveal "Shiro dying"*

Shiro: *gasps* Me

Adam: No

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Keith: Things have actually been going really well with Lance. Our friendship is in a really good place.

Keith: Last week he said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Lance," I said, "Okay."

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Lance: James really hates us.

Keith: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Lance: We're not gay, Keith.

Keith: We're not?

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Shiro: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Sam: Did he clear you or not?

Shiro: He did not. Alright, let's get to work.

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Shiro: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Keith: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Lance: Women love it when you say those 4 words.

Pidge: And it has POCKETS.

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Keith: Galra can be real aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Keith: [blows airhorn at a galra] GET FUCKED

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Lance: Hey Pidge, do you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?

Pidge: No.

Lance: *throws egg at Keith*

Lancs: Guess you're right.

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Keith: Keep up, old man.

Shiro: We're almost the same age, Keith.

Keith: I wear it better.

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Lance, to his family: I'm bi

Veronica: Bitch me too tf

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Acxa: Excuse me? I lost my friends, Zethrid and Ezor. Can I please make an announcement?

Varkon: Of course.

Acxa: [leans in to mic] Goodbye you little shits.