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Dexter: I'll fight anybody

Dexter's Mum: Even your pals?

Dexter: Yeah, and then I'll fight myself

Dexter: Cause I'll fight anybody who fights my pals

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect dexter #incorrect dex's mum #i feel like this probably isnt incorrect #but still

Send toe pics

You first

#yah bitch #your toes #hand em over

oh wbk do we???? do we?????????

props bitch

#im literally gonna turn anon off #bc yall bitches be trippin

watch the umbrella academy featuring ellen page now streaming on netflix

bitch you guessin

#ok #ill think about it #but a bitch doesnt have time #idk why you put anon on #wbk who this is

Orange hurricane is my wet dream

Sounds hot, you should write a book about it

Oranges should all be accepted

It's the time for esperidoeidiphobia to stop

#oranges have feelings too

He's coming

#k bitch #you better mean satan #or death #bc yes please

Lemons can fuck my orange

Sounds hot

#but you know what would be hotter?#replace lemons with steph #and my orange with uma #fuck yes

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

really bitch

#oh no #ive been hit #here we fuckin go lads #i bet its hyde

Jack: Babe, it’s really muggy out today.

Uma: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Jack: *sips tea from bowl*

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect jack #incorrect uma #thanks anon #ily

Kaeti: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Clara: Bleach

Hyde: Sewage

Kaeti: Please calm down, edgelords😓😓🤗😁💕

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect kaeti #incorrect clara #incorrect hyde

Steph: Hey, do you wanna make out?

Uma: What?

Steph: I SAID DO YOU WANT MEXICAN TAKE OUT?

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect steph #incorrect uma #aka exposing steph 101

Nab: I’ll have to stop you right there Clara

Clara: yes, Nab?

Nab: oh no reason I just have to stop you

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect nab #incorrect clara #mclovin it #submission

Bek: Jack you’re bleeding!

Jack: hm that explains it

Bek: explains what?

Jack: the stabbing pain in my side

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect bek #incorrect jack #shoutout to jack for not being an anon ask #submission

Hyde: It’s times like this when I wish I listened to what Dex told me

Steph: Why? What’d he tell you?

Hyde: I don’t know, I didn’t listen

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect hyde #incorrect steph #another anon #shocker?#not really #i'm quaking

Jack, stroking Uma’s hair: You’re so adorable

Uma, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now

Jack, with heart eyes: I know

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect jack #incorrect uma #another anon ask #yall know the drill #yep

Dexter: *Walking around, still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium*

Amelia: What did you think a tiger shark was, Dex?

#discord server #incorrect quotes #incorrect dexter #incorrect amelia #thanks again to an anon #seriously tho #who's doing this?

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