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Masuka : What’s your body count?

Dexter : Do you mean sex or murder?

Dexter: *running up to Hyde with a camera* omg omg, what are you wearing?

Hyde: *pulls mask off while dramatically staring into the middle distance* Gucci

Dexter : Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

Dexter : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Dexter: *Walking around, still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium*

Amelia: What did you think a tiger shark was, Dex?

Dexter: I'll fight anybody

Dexter's Mum: Even your pals?

Dexter: Yeah, and then I'll fight myself

Dexter: Cause I'll fight anybody who fights my pals

Jack: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hyde: that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, jack, learn to read.

Uma: What if it bites itself and I die?

Mara: it's voodoo

Amelia: What if it bites me and somebody else dies?

Dexter: That's correlation, not causation.

Liam: what if we bite each other and neither of us die

Steph: That's kinky

Clara: oh my god

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