#incorrect uma

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Jack, stroking Uma’s hair: You’re so adorable

Uma, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now

Jack, with heart eyes: I know

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Anybody: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Uma: I'm a knife!

Jack: She's a little spoon

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Steph: Hey, do you wanna make out?

Uma: What?

Steph: I SAID DO YOU WANT MEXICAN TAKE OUT?

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Hyde: yo, beef jerky is just cow raisins

Uma: hyde

Hyde: yeah?

Uma: shut the fuck up

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Jack: Babe, it’s really muggy out today.

Uma: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Jack: *sips tea from bowl*

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Uma: There's only one thing worse than dying *rips off paper to reveal "Jack" above dying*

Hyde, nodding: Jack

Uma: No

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Jack: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hyde: that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, jack, learn to read.

Uma: What if it bites itself and I die?

Mara: it's voodoo

Amelia: What if it bites me and somebody else dies?

Dexter: That's correlation, not causation.

Liam: what if we bite each other and neither of us die

Steph: That's kinky

Clara: oh my god