Incorrect Yugioh Quotes

Things the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh may or may not have said. Submissions are welcome and appreciated!

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Joey: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR ME!?

Tea: tHAT'S MY OPINION!!!

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I don’t care if you’re gay or straight. It doesn’t matter to me. I hate all of you equally.

Seto Kaiba, probably

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Makeup’s for when you want to look pretty. Contouring’s for when you want to commit a murder and throw off the police sketches.

Atem, probably

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Joey: This is fun, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.

Kaiba: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Joey: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.

Kaiba: Yes, I know.

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Weevil: I lose at everything. I even lost my glasses.

Rex: (staring at the glasses on his head) I’ll help you find them for five dollars!

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Would it be okay if I made a video of me (trying and probably failing—) voicing the quotes?

Absolutely! 

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Kaiba: If you have a problem with how I raise Mokuba, you talk to me.

Anyone: I have a problem-

Kaiba: I don’t want to hear it!

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Atem: Why are you doing this?

Bakura: Because I’m bored, it’s funny, and I hate you. There you are, that’s the holy trinity of “why.“

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Hi! I love your blog and was wondering if i could every so often, doodle the characters acting out the incorrect quotes? I would of course give you credit for posting the quotes. I completely understand if you say no.

Absolutely you can!

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Rex: I don’t know, what if we get caught?

Weevil: Then we just get married, so no one can testify against us.

Rex: Dope!

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Kaiba: One bonus of being An Adult™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my brother cry inside. Kaiba: A fine example: the other day I pointed at the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and, while looking Mokuba right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years. 

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Odion: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you are feeling right now.

Marik: Stabbing.

Odion: Stabbing isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity, which I hope you don’t do right now. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Marik: Well maybe I feel stabby.

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Ryou: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Bakura: Earlier today you were crying about snakes.

Ryou: (shuddering) They don’t have any arms!

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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

- Atem to Seto after their 10th duel in a row, probably

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Ryou: Please help! My pendant is evil and it’s gonna kill me!

Joey: (backs away slowly)

Ryou: (to the Millennium Ring) Please don’t hurt me.

Bakura: (inside the Ring) Hahahaha…

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Seto Kaiba lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!” -Seto Kaiba, probably

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Are you still taking submittions?

I am! I apologize for the lack of posts. I’ve been really busy with school and work recently and haven’t had time to check in, but I’ll do my best!