Harry: This Monday has been the longest year of my life
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Harry: This Monday has been the longest year of my life
Seonaid: "ser you in hell" should really be followed by "and I won't stop to say hello" because otherwise you're just making friends with someone you hate.
Zoe: So what is the signal if something goes wrong?
Callum: What about "oh shit"
Zoe: Works for me
Chloe: Anyone would be lucky to dat me I was "a pleasure to have in class"
Amy: Wears grey
Chloe: Breaking into the spring colours I see
I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch!
Chloe to everyone else
Maddie: Hey, Seonaid, can I have a word?
Seonaid: “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” All yours, big guy.
Callum: Aw, babe! You had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.
Zoe: …we’re dating.
Callum: Still!
I can’t lose Maddie. I’ve barely scratched the surface of the amount of approval I need from her.
Chloe
Maddie: Literally Paramore was right
Callum: ...About?
Zoe: Name one thing Paramore was wrong about
Maddie + Zoe: We'll wait
Chloe: *eating a caramel apple* This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. I had no idea you could put candy on fruit.
Jacob: You can put candy on anything if you try hard enough. It's a worthy goal.
Harry: It's been nice knowing you.
Zoe: ...Are you going somewhere?
Harry: No, I'm just saying, it's been nice. Like, so far.
Seonaid: I've thought it's been nice as well.
Callum: Nice.
Callum: Love you, cutie pie.
Zoe:...
Callum: Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than you pie. You’re my… angel…dust. Sorry, that’s a drug.
Zoe: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don’t really care about them.
Harry: That’s a genius move !
Zoe: Thank you, Henry.
Zoe: (to Jacob and Maddie) So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?
Maddie: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Jacob: If I run and leap at Maddie she will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Jacob: *runs at Maddie*
Maddie: No! I'm holding coffee!
Maddie: *drops coffee and catches Jacob*
I'm sorry I called you an asshole. I thought you knew.
Jacob