Incorrect 39 Clues Quotes

I mean there are so many authors who's gonna tell me I'm wrong

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Jonah: Amy's with Evan now and you're just gonna have to get over it.

Ian: Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it?

Ian: God, see I didn't know that's what I had to do!

Ian: I just have to GET OVER IT!!!!

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Jonah: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Hamilton: I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jonah: You don’t have to wear it.

Hamilton: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Jonah: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Hamilton: You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.

Hamilton: Not me, I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Dan: Ham, pull it together.

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Ian: You like me? You like my personality?

Amy: I was surprised, too.

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Dan: What do I do?

Amy: Oh...This is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part.

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Hamilton: Nellie, quick, you have to pretend to be my mom to Jonah's mom.

Nellie: [takes the phone] Hello. This is...Mom Hamilton. Yes, the children are playing guns. Sorry, playing with guns. They're bleeding! Oh no. They are dead. Don't call again. [Hangs up the phone and hands it back to Hamilton]

Nellie: Sorry, I panicked.

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Amy: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish!

Dan: Amy, I’ve never had a death wish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.

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Natalie: I am so sorry for Ian's flirting.

Amy: Oh my god! That was flirting?

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Dan: Did you hang out with Ian last night?

Amy: You know, yeah, I did.

Dan: Oh, hey, I love Ian.

Amy: You hate Ia–

Dan: YEAH NO SHIT!!! HONEY!!!

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Amy: So you lied to me.

Dan: That depends on how you define lying.

Amy: Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Dan: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Dan: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?

Ian: Small price to pay for self-esteem, Daniel.

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Ian: She’s here.

Amy: Who’s here?

Ian: My mother, Isabel. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.

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Cara: Amy, how did you and Ian meet?

Amy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ian and I are not together, no...no.

Ian: Really? Sixteen no's? Really?

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Hamilton: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Jonah: More like, WHO am I doing tonight?

Hamilton:

Jonah: No one. I'm free. What's up?

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Jonah: Punch me in the face.

Dan: Punch you?

Jonah: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Dan: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Amy: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Isabel: You know, you say that so much it's lost all meaning.

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Just another super duper fun reminder that this blog takes quotes from pre-existing mediums (shows, books, movies, etc.) and puts them to 39 Clues characters. If you submit a quote, please include where the quote originates from! Usually I can figure out where the original quote comes from but I’ve gotten a few submissions that are just made-up quotes. Thanks!