incorrect animal crossing quotes !

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raymond: i have heterochromia.

marshal: you're afraid of straight people??

raymond: no!

raymond: well, that too, actually.

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tom nook: you're really bad with boundaries.

redd: name one boundary i've crossed.

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redd, picking the lock of the resident services building: hey, can i come in?

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flick: i want to tell a joke but i can only remember the punchline

cj: go ahead

flick: tooth hurty

cj: what's the best time to go to the dentist?

flick: you complete me

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tom nook: good morning

isabelle: good morning

timmy and tommy: good morning

blathers: good morning

mabel and sable: good morning

villager: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a little bit

redd: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

villager: *sighs*

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villager: what's the hardest thing for you to say?

blathers: i was wrong

tom nook: i need help

isabelle: no

redd: worcestershire sauce

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tom nook: *getting visibly angry*

redd: you look so cute when you're mad.

tom nook: well i'm about to get real fucking adorable.

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isabelle: do you have any healthy stress outlets?

blathers: screaming

tom nook: manipulation

redd: murder

isabelle: ...okay, so we have screaming

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mabel: truth or dare?

sable: truth.

mabel: how many hours have you slept this week?

sable: dare.

mabel: go to sleep.

sable: i don't like this game.

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tom nook: you can say "please" and "thank you" and the twins will never repeat it

tom nook: but if you say "ass-faced motherfucker" ONCE

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blathers: you're smiling, did something good happen?

tom nook: can't i just smile because i feel like it?

isabelle: redd tripped and fell down the stairs.

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hi!! i’m mod sable (currently the only mod lol) and this is the animal crossing incorrect quotes blog i just decided to make :] i’ve always loved these blogs and kinda wanted to have one and i didn’t see any for animal crossing so i thought it’d be fun!!