Incorrect Agrabah quotes

He/him 🌺 A side blog for incorrect Aladdin quotes. I have decided to rebrand this as just quotes for Aladdin the musical cause that is literally the entirety of this blog. Sorry not sorry

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Hamed: You're a hot mess.

Genie: .... You think I'm hot?

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Hamed: Genie asked me to be his fake date to a wedding so he could avoid the usual "are you seeing someone?" questions.

Jasmine: I've read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.

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Genie: I don't lose hyperfixations, they just go dormant until I hear something about them like a sleeper agent.

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Kassim: Truth or dare?

Duban: Truth.

Kassim: I dare you to make out with me.

Duban, climbing into Kassim's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Omar:

Omar: He didn't even choose dare.

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Kassim, running up to Babkak and out of breath: I'm going to need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions.

Babkak: Only if you don't ask me any.

Babkak: (pulls out seven pristine human skulls)

Babkak: Take your pick.

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Hamed to Genie: My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.

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Hamed: So how's motherhood treating you?

Jasmine: Good. I didn't expect this much crying, though.

Hamed: Don't worry, it's normal for babies.

Jasmine: What? The babies' are fine. I was talking about Aladdin.

Aladdin, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

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Babkak: What are you doing?

Kassim: Thinkingl

Babkak: You, thinking? Well now I'm worried because somethings wrong.

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Hamed: Could you be more annoying?

Genie: Easily.

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Genie: See you Aladdin, I'm going home.

Genie: (runs directly into Hamed's arms)

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Bakak: I mean there's literally nothing that proves that anything is real! Like it's real to us because we experience it, but it's literally not real! Nothing is real!

Kassim: (beaming a giving him a big thumbs up)

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Genie, pointing at Hamed: That's my boyfriend, suckers!

Hamed: Your husband, Genie.

Genie: My husband! Even better!

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Babkak: I have many hidden talents.

Omar: Like what?

Babkak: I wouldn't know, they're hidden.

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Omar: Is it okay if I swear?

Genie: Yes Omar, I will allow you to swear.

Omar: F

Genie: Yes, go on.

Omar: I'm nervous.

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Genie: Why are you looking at me like that?

Hamed: Because you're laughing, and it's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard.

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Aladdin: Genie freaked out cause I told him I never drink water, so now he's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water in pizza.

Babkak: That's grease, Al.

Aladdin: Well it's wet, isn't it?

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Babkak: This is a mistake.

Aladdin, enthusiastically: A mistake we're gonna laugh about someday!

Babkak: But not today.

Aladdin, just as enthusiastic: Oh no, today is gonna be a fucking mess!