Hamed: You're a hot mess.
Genie: .... You think I'm hot?
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Hamed: You're a hot mess.
Genie: .... You think I'm hot?
Hamed: Genie asked me to be his fake date to a wedding so he could avoid the usual "are you seeing someone?" questions.
Jasmine: I've read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.
Genie: I don't lose hyperfixations, they just go dormant until I hear something about them like a sleeper agent.
Kassim: Truth or dare?
Duban: Truth.
Kassim: I dare you to make out with me.
Duban, climbing into Kassim's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.
Omar:
Omar: He didn't even choose dare.
Kassim, running up to Babkak and out of breath: I'm going to need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions.
Babkak: Only if you don't ask me any.
Babkak: (pulls out seven pristine human skulls)
Babkak: Take your pick.
Hamed to Genie: My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.
Hamed: So how's motherhood treating you?
Jasmine: Good. I didn't expect this much crying, though.
Hamed: Don't worry, it's normal for babies.
Jasmine: What? The babies' are fine. I was talking about Aladdin.
Aladdin, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!
Babkak: What are you doing?
Kassim: Thinkingl
Babkak: You, thinking? Well now I'm worried because somethings wrong.
Hamed: Could you be more annoying?
Genie: Easily.
Genie: See you Aladdin, I'm going home.
Genie: (runs directly into Hamed's arms)
Bakak: I mean there's literally nothing that proves that anything is real! Like it's real to us because we experience it, but it's literally not real! Nothing is real!
Kassim: (beaming a giving him a big thumbs up)
Genie, pointing at Hamed: That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Hamed: Your husband, Genie.
Genie: My husband! Even better!
Babkak: I have many hidden talents.
Omar: Like what?
Babkak: I wouldn't know, they're hidden.
Omar: Is it okay if I swear?
Genie: Yes Omar, I will allow you to swear.
Omar: F
Genie: Yes, go on.
Omar: I'm nervous.
Genie: Why are you looking at me like that?
Hamed: Because you're laughing, and it's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard.
Aladdin: Genie freaked out cause I told him I never drink water, so now he's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water in pizza.
Babkak: That's grease, Al.
Aladdin: Well it's wet, isn't it?
Babkak: This is a mistake.
Aladdin, enthusiastically: A mistake we're gonna laugh about someday!
Babkak: But not today.
Aladdin, just as enthusiastic: Oh no, today is gonna be a fucking mess!