George Oscar Bluth is gay

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not an incorrect quote but a year old interaction i had with one of my friends

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Gob: Ok folks who ordered the macaroni and bees?

Customer: You mean cheese?

Gob, struggling to keep the bow covered: That does make more sense actually

(submissions from @mischievous-malfoy)

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Gob: I have an idea.

Michael: A good one?

Gob: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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Gob: No one knows I'm gay.

Michael: Can I be honest? Just... with the whole *makes a vague gesture to encompass all of him*, I think they do.

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Tracey: Take it from me. Mothers love me. Michael's mom actually said that I'm like the daughter that she never had.

Lindsay: She said WHAT?

Gob: That she's like the daughter that she never had. Listen.

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It's the only day you can reblog this so

Happy October 19th

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Gob: We have to stay cool. As my mom always used to say, “if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”

Tony: Your mom always said that?

source: the good place

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Maeby: What the fuck.

Lindsay: Language. I taught you some fucking manners.

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Lucille: You have a lot of nerve coming here.

Lucille 2: You have some nerve being alive.

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In the alliance, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and a run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.

- Gob about Tony

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Gob: I literally can't decide who the fuck I am sometimes. It's frustrating. Am I an asshole? Or do I actually care a lot? I don't fuckin' know.

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Gob, under his breathe: I'd date you.

Tony: What?

Gob: I said I'm straight, you?

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Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. ‘Course, I’m the result of parents having stayed together, so ya never know.

- Gob

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Gob: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Michael:

Lindsay:

Buster:

Lucille:

George:

Gob: "No you're not Gob. We still love you Gob."

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Gob: How does sucking dick one time make me gay? If I cook one time am I a fucking chef?

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George Michael: I'll have a salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course.

Gob: It didn't say it had nuts.

George Michael: I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Gob: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Gob: Steak, no bees, please.

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Gob: tired of pretending certain people have "some good ideas". i miss when all i had to do to fit into a social group was take Heroin constantly.