#incorrect arrested development

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Gob: I have an idea.

Michael: A good one?

Gob: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[way2go-tiger]

a brief summary of the Six of Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo

*the first image is also basically anyone who has ever met Kaz, including Pekka Rollins

[weirdfanperson]

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker] George Sr.: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Buster: ...I did. I broke it. George Sr.: No. No you didn't. GOB? GOB: Don't look at me. Look at Michael. Michael: What?! I didn't break it. GOB: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Michael: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. GOB: Suspicious. Michael: No it's not! Tobias: If it matters, probably not, but Lindsay was the last one to use it. Lindsay: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Tobias: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Lindsay: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Tobias! Buster: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Dad. George Sr.: No! Who broke it!? Lucille: George... Maeby's been awfully quiet. Maeby: REALLY?! [Everyone starts arguing] George Sr.: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Maeby: What should we do know? We have some time to kill.

George Micheal: [visibly worried] W-who would we even kill?

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Hey, by the way never be shy to submit quotes especially right now because I'm quickly running out of content

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Gob, at 3AM: Why are any of us here, really?

Zoo security guard: I'm asking you specifically.