Incorrect Asagao Cult

we don’t know what we’re doing but we’re having fun anyway

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Ian: Welcome to Baskin Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast? Austin: Uh, no thanks. Um, I will have… I’ll have a burger, please. Ian: Oh, we don’t… we don’t make that. Austin: Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like, mustard… in mustard dip? Ian: It’s ice cream. Baskin Robbins. Austin: I’ll just go with whatever’s hot and fresh. Ian: Dude.

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Dean Elazab from PBG’s Hardcore Series is a dumbass! (Requested by @cocobunny313)

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austin, trying to flirt with hana: i care about you- here’s some pine cones on a stick, uh it’s- you’re lovely

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hana: sometimes i like to pretend im tall, but im just standing on a chair

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Jimmy: *does a wicked cartwheel into a flip* I’VE BEEN DREAMING of a true love’s kiss…..

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wallid: my favorite screamo band is probably big time rush

jimmy, crying: oh my god-

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luke: this is my, uh, message to jesus, so

luke: heyyy, je-je, sup man, hru-

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caddy: jeff, excuse my potty mouth!

caddy, to ian: shut the FUCK UP!!!

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ian: does anyone here have a nickname they’d like to go by

luke: *raises hand*

luke: yung booboo

ian:

ian: no

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jirard: hey, paul! what do you want to do when you graduate?

paul: i wanna be president!

jirard: awww :D

paul: so i can make slavery legal again!

jirard: ohhHH

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austin: satch said if i don’t get my grades up he’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year

jeff: that’s weird, what are you gonna do

austin: frickin’ study, i guess

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jeff: alright, that’s it- you’re in time out! get on top of the fridge! get up there!

caddy, climbing fridge: this club is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

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austin: oh my god that is so me

shane: that... that’s an egg.

austin: tag yourself, bitch, that’s me! #me!!!

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Ian: Hey guys, today Caddy pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to get him slaughtered

Ian: The advantages would be I get pushed way less-

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Wallid: Road work ahead??

Wallid: Yeah, I sure hope it does....

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Jeff: Hi, my name’s Jeff with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life.

Ian: Wait wait wait, stop. Where’s the B?

Jeff: What?

Ian: Where’s the B?

Jeff: There’s a bee?!

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Hana: Help, my purse! 

Luke: I’ll help! *backflips off wall*

Hana: …he got away… 

Luke: Yeah, but that backflip tho :)