100% Accurate

Just two nerds on the internet, taking a break and having a good time.

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Cocaine, side boob / Choke her with a sea view

Brendon Urie

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Wow, I've never thought about it like that before. And I never will. I've already forgotten what you said, goodbye forever

Ryan Ross during the divorce

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Pete: I didn't do it for them. I did it for you. I'd kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Patrick: No, Pete.

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Gerard Way: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Frank a little bit...

Mikey Way: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Gerard Way: No, that's our joint tombstone!

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Dear Pete, I feel like I can call you Pete because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a jam. I know I can't play as good you but I think you'd be impressed with my lyrics. I love your hair, you play good. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about, and more.

Ryan Ross, writing to Pete Wentz on livejournal

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Brendon Urie: Okay, I have a boner.

Ryan Ross: Brendon...

Brendon Urie: Not a physical boner. An emotional one. An "emo-ner", if you will.

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I'm going to fall in love with you.

Brendon Urie, to Ryan Ross

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Alright, that was uh… nice. It was very hot, sweaty and passionate…milky...

Brendon Urie, to Ryan Ross

[incorrectbandomquotes]

And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-band [bleep]ing, or [bleep]ing, or finger-[bleep], or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing, or even [bleep], even though so many people in this band are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my brother Mikey, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my [bleep], and I’ll personally [long bleep].

Gerard Way

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Brendon Urie: This one actually seems kinda gay.

Ryan Ross: Maybe because our penises are touching...

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Pete Wentz: Hey, have either of you dorks seen Patrick around?

Andy Hurley: Who wants to know?

Pete Wentz: Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans... thought he might want to check them out.

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Ryan Ross: *Slaps Brendon*

Brendon: Do that again.

Ryan: *Slaps him again* What were you talking about?

Brendon: Oh my god...

Ryan: Do you have a boner right now?

Brendon: I do!

Ryan: Dude!

Brendon: I can’t help it! That is so crazy! No one’s ever slapped me before!

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Patrick Stump: Don't you think it's weird?

Joe Trohman: What, that Pete's a furry?

[incorrectbandomquotes]

We are My Chemical Romance and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

Gerard Way

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Dude, auditions are over. You can take the banana out of your pants.

Ryan Ross, to Brendon Urie

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Shut up about the sun. Shut up about the sun!!!!

Brendon Urie, to Ryan Ross

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Brendon Urie: I have feelings for you.

Ryan Ross: I have feelings for you.

Subtitle: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.