#source: harry styles

[incorrectbatfam]

Renee: What are you drinking?

Kate: Vodka.

Renee: Straight?

Kate: No, lesbian.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: What are you drinking?

Finnick: Vodka.

Johanna: Straight?

Finnick:

Finnick: No, bi.

Johanna: Not YOU, the VODKA!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Alice: What are you drinking?

Jennifer: Vodka.

Alice: Straight?!

Jennifer:

Jennifer: No, lesbian.

Alice: Not YOU, the VODKA!

[incorrectbandomquotes]

Cocaine, side boob / Choke her with a sea view

Brendon Urie

[incorrectsssscomic]

Onni: What are you drinking?

Sigrun: Vodka.

Onni: Straight?

Sigrun: No, gay. Why?

[princessofdisi]

Noah: What are you drinking?

Jake: Vodka.

Noah: Straight???

Jake: No, I’m gay.

Noah: NOT YOU THE VODKA

[obviouslyloony]

James: Hey Sirius, what are you drinking there?

Sirius: Vodka.

James: Straight?

Sirius: No I'm gay.

James: No I meant straight vodka! Not are you straight

James: "Straight?", "No Gay!"

[incorrectkids]

Woojin: Is that vodka?

Minho: Yeah.

Woojin: Straight?

Minho: No, gay.

Woojin: I was talking about the vodka.