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who's to say that Faber Shipping Worldwide and Friends didn't say these at some point

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Reading the Jacky Faber series

Me: Jacky.

Me: Jacky no.

Me: Jacky stop.

Me : Jacky don't.

Me: JACKY THAT IS NOT YOUR FIANCE.

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jacky: I don't know why the british intelligence keeps grabbing me. There's no reason for it. The last ten times they talked to me, how often was I doing something illegal?

higgins: Ten times.

jacky: I still say statistics are a poor excuse to stop anyone.

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Liam: We didn't do anything wrong. We didn't break any laws.

Jacky:

Liam: Oh, no, what - what did you do, Jacky?

Jacky: Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all.

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“Sometimes I feel like everyone in the brotherhood is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times.”

Jacky

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I’m not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.

Clarissa Worthington Howe

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: why in god's green earth was Davy given the surname of 'Jones' if there's never any reference towards him being bound to the Flying Dutchman or Annie not being faithful to him or really anything that pertains to the legend of Davy Jones at all ???

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Amy: You're an awful person

Clarissa: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

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Jacky: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Jaimy: Believe me, I've thought about it.

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Jacky: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Amy: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Amy: You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.

Jacky: Which is why you are my best friend!

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Oh, I survived. Brilliant. Love it when I do that.

Jacky, multiple times every single book

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jacky faber is going to end up on the moon in the 1820s because she’s jacky fucking faber and she punches anachronism in the face

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Jacky: But Amy, look at you! Always working... What happened to my fun friend?

Amy: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

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attention Bloody Jack fandom!!

I'm starting a bloody jack incorrect quotes blog. I'm not sure how much will be submitted considering the fact that we're such a small group on here, but I'm hoping it gets at least a little attention. Feel free to submit anything and signal boost please!