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Out of context quotes taken from receipts of a BNHA Shitpost Discord server, refitted for the actual characters. All mods are members of the server. Theme by Rhaegara. icon/header images by mod giko.

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Momo: Jirou, share with us your wisdom

Jirou: titties

Momo: thank you Jirou

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Vaguely sick to my stomach and disappointed, but that's normal

Aizawa

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Denki: Ah, my ghost testicles. My ghostnads, if you will

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Tsuyu: I am vaguely moist at all times, like a frog

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Iida: actually, I have morals and asthma

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Ochako: Iida looks like the guy I pay to do my taxes

Kirishima: Iida turned 40 on his 5th birthday 

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Sir Nighteye died for our sins

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Bakugou: It’s not a threat, it’s a promise

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Denki: just like alvin and the chipmunks, who were known terrorists,

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Sato, to Iida: We’re the ideal bodyslam team

Iida: Please explain

Sato: No.

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Kaminari: I love Jirou but not in a “step bro what are you doing” type of way

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Todoroki: I love Izuku Midoriya with my whole ass

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Mic: Also how could I ever forget Ray my god

He was very into you tensei

like he kept telling me about it

Midnight: chad tensei

Tensei : anyone who was into me pre 1st year has shit taste

Midnight: same with post 1st year

Tensei: i was a fuckin moron

Midnight: :dab:

Tensei: bruh

didnt you like me in first year

Midnight: let me have this ones it's been a long day

Tensei: before you realised i was super gay for Koichi

Midnight: true

Mic: meanwhile i continue to have shit taste up until like november

actually, proabbly still now

the best taste i've had was tensei's mother

Midnight: :great taste:

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Kaminari: When u order a coffee even tho you hate coffee but you didn't sleep last night and need THAG energy so you chug half of it then refill it with Red Bull right in front of the barista who served it to you so now you are drinking liquid Pain

Sero: Lol

God i wish i can drink coffee...im getting tired but i need to stay awake

Kaminari: I can't stand it it's like Satan liquid shat in a cup

Ashido:

Kaminari

that can give you a heart attack

Kirishima:

That is Not Healthy At All

Kaminari:

Nothing I do is healthy

Sero:

dont drink too much

Kirishima:

That's not good

:fuck: :fuckintesifies:

Bakugou:

Kaminari if you die I will fucking kill you

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Ashido: *singing* Blonde boys rule the world

Blonde boys get the girls

Blonde boys call the shots

Blonde boys pay the bill

Blonde boys live the thrills

Blonde boys make the bank

Blonde boys rock the stage

Blonde boys love the Cage

Blonde boys love the tub

Blonde boys lift the weights

Blonde boys go on dates

Blonde boys run the town

Bakugou: GIVE ME A BREAK ALRIGHT IM A BLOND BITCH BUT I AINT DOING ALL THAT SHIT

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Here's a life hack: go fuck yourself

Bakugou Katsuki

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Bakugou: Is that a fucking gremlin

Ochako: No, it's a child