100% correct bojack horseman quotes

every quote is 100% legit. like, someone said it on the show. seriously. they did. trust me.

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Todd: Just be yourself.

BoJack: Be myself? What kinda garbage advice is that?

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Mr Peanutbutter: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Diane: No, the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.

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Todd: You're the bad guy in someone else's story.

Bojack: Pal, I'm the bad guy in MY story.

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Todd: I've only known Becca for one day, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in Hollywoo and then myself

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Bojack: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Diane: You were flirting with Gina.

Bojack: And? She's my girlfriend.

Diane: You asked her if she was single.

Bojack:

Diane: And cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Hollyhock: [holding an antique bottle] Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?

BoJack: [grabs and drinks the entire bottle]

BoJack: It's perfume.

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Bojack: Why do I keep you around?

Todd: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

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Bojack: What is one thing I told you not to do?

Todd: Burn the house down

Bojack: And what did you do?

Todd: Made everyone dinner

Bojack:

Todd:

Bojack:

Todd: ...and burned the house down.

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Mr Peanutbutter: Hey Diane, how do you ask how a glass of water is doing?

Diane: A glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.

Mr Peanutbutter:

Mr Peanutbutter: Water you doing?

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BoJack: How are you so satisfied all the time, Todd? I mean, don’t you ever want anything more out of life than cereal?

Todd: [thinking] Sometimes, I like to pour hot cocoa mix into cold milk, and drink it like a cold hot chocolate. I call it Special Drink.

BoJack: And someday, you will know it by its true name: diabetes.

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Todd: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic...

Todd: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Princess Carolyn: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Bojack: What you need is faith!

Princess Carolyn: And what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge.

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Princess Carolyn: Bojack, can I have a word?

Bojack: Cheesecake

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Mr Peanutbutter: Hey Diane, how do you ask how a glass of water is doing?

Diane: A glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.

Mr Peanutbutter:

Mr Peanutbutter: Water you doing?

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Bojack: I'm just messing with you.

Diane: How is that helpful?

Bojack: I wasn't trying to be helpful.