[felipeiv]

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[shanebug]

me a lesbian trying to explain how i love my favourite male characters: he's like my close friend who i worry about. but he's also me in some ways. but sometimes he's also my son and i carried him inside of me and gave birth to him. but im also psychosexually obsessed with him. but mostly he's my doll i play with. and a bug i keep in a jar on my shelf. and i shake the jar. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it.

[noosphe-re]

A triggered lightning strike at the Camp Blanding facility, International Center for Lightning Research and Testing—ICLRT

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[loveridden1999]

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[7bitter]

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

[snoopylovessoup]

[mashamorevna]

“Please Oskar… Be me, for a little while.” - Let the Right One In (2008)

[alliekills]

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

[mad--house]

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[victimeyez]

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture