things they said.

I would apologise but everyone knows that I am not even sorry.

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April: I was arrested for being too cool.

Beatrice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Dion: I’m playing a new game—it’s called every time I’m sad I drink.

Eleanor: That game has been invented, Dion. It’s called Alcoholism.

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Auburn: "Fay looks upset. How can you ignore that puppy-eyed look?"

Dylan: "Easy. I close my eyes."

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Dion: sorry baby, you're too tiny. I can't be afraid of you when you're mad, it's impossible.

April: I'm gonna stab you one day.

Dion: I'll be laughing too hard. It's not even gonna hurt

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Mortal: I'll be honest, I feel like you don't like me.

Fay: I told you multiple times that I don't.

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Fay: should I hack Auburn's twitter account and block April to start some drama?

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April: what can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.

April: irresistible.

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Mark: tell them to fuck off.

Fay: they are twelve.

Mark: tell them to heck off.

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Adrian: nine in the evening on a summer day is one of the greatest hours planet earth knows

Fay: yeah, if you're a mosquito.

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Noel: I'm being serious.

Fay and Richard: hi, Being Serious

Noel: hello, Being Grounded

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Roxanna: my heart says yes.

Roxanna: but Fay says "you're too innocent"

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Joné: we interrupt this conversation to talk about something important, me.

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Mortal: why do you never curse? Please say a bad word

Roxanna: what? I do curse. Petrificus Totalus.

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Mortal: guess what I'm about to get.

Mark: on my nerves.

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Dion Elwell in the 1980s when the couple proposed and he brought along two people recovering from break ups:

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Auburn: *answers her phone* "Hello?"

Fay: "It's Fay."

Auburn: "What did she do this time?"

Fay: "No, it's me, Fay, it's actually me."

Auburn: "What did you do this time?"

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Mortal: "We are both wrong."

Fay: "No. You're wrong."

Fay: "I'm right."