Incorrect Quotes of the 2022 Stanley Cup Champions 🎉🏒

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Gabe Landeskog: Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world.

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Jared Bednar: You were born to be hockey players, every one of you. You were meant to be here tonight. This is your game. Their time is done! It’s over! I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Lightning have. Screw ‘em! This is your time!

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Erik Johnson: You can say “Have a nice day” and no problem. But you can’t say “Enjoy the next twenty four hours” and not sound vaguely threatening.

Gabe Landeskog: Bro, it's 3am.

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Tyson Jost: I’m bi—

JT Compher: (quietly gasps)

Josty: —lingual. I speak two languages.

Comphy: (disappointedly sips drink)

Josty: I also like guys.

Comphy: (spits out drink)

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Erik Johnson: So, talk to me, how are we looking?

Tyson Barrie: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying but it's almost effortless.

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Nathan MacKinnon: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Gabe Landeskog: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Mikko Rantanen: Smad.

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Gabe Landeskog: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Erik Johnson: Which one? I can't do both.

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Tyson Jost: I can't seem to find my upsexy anywhere.

JT Compher: What's upsexy?

Tyson Jost: Nothing much, how about you?

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Cale Makar: Does this make me a bad person?

Erik Johnson: There's not a force in history that could make you a bad person.

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Nathan MacKinnon: Tys, can you do me a small favour?

Tyson Barrie: I'd literally kill for you but go on.

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Gabe Landeskog (on the phone): Hello?

Tyson Jost: It's Josty.

Gabe: What did he do this time?

Josty: No, it's me, Josty, it's actually me.

Gabe: What did you do this time?

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JT Compher: I like your pants.

Tyson Jost: Thanks, they were 50% off.

JT: I'd like them 100% off.

Alexander Kerfoot: The store can't just give away free stuff.

JT: No, that's not what I...

Kerfy: That's a terrible way to run a business, Compher.

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Nathan MacKinnon: I'm sorry that our last game together wasn't our best game ever.

Tyson Barrie: No, don't say that. Every game with you is the best game ever.

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are you still doing these? :(

Yeah, I am, I just haven't been all that motivated lately because my last few posts didn't really get a lot of notes and barely any reblogs so I'm not sure how interested people still are in these. I just got a bunch of new followers though so maybe that'll help me find some motivation. I'll try to make some new posts this week 🙂

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For those of you who saw, sorry about the non-incorrect-quotes-posts, I accidentally reblogged them to the wrong blog, they were supposed to go on my main 🙈

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Erik Johnson: Fuck.

Gabe Landeskog: We've got to work on your cursing.

EJ: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.