Incorrect Creatures Quotes

Things The Creatures have probably said to each other at some point. Probably.

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Aleks: We're friends!

James: That is a statement that is partially true.

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That guy’s just a mess. It’s like God spilled a person.

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Jordan: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning?

Aleks: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.

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I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not paying attention to me and that’s not acceptable.

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I’m about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly… that’s stuck to a marshmallow.

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Dan: Don't say a word.

Jordan: Fergulous.

Dan: Jordan, I said NO words!

Jordan: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word.

Dan: ...

Jordan: Because it's convenient for you.

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Don't count your chickens before they egg

slyfoxhound

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James: [Playing the didgeridoo]

Dan: Hey James, could you didgeridon't?

James: [Stops playing] FUCK YOU!

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I blame Detroit a lot faster than the Devil.

ssohpkc

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Dan: So, don't do alcohol, kids.

Aleks: Do it. Do it! I'll- do it with me! Do it with me. Come, let's party.

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Dan: We meant "stronger" here, right?

Jordan: What does it say?

Dan: "I'm proud to report our company's 'stranger' than it was a year ago."

Jordan: That's a typo.

Dan: Could go either way.

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James: How can you two be so infuriatingly optimistic?

Spencer: It's who we are.

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Jordan: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Intern Joe: I did. I broke it...

Jordan: No. No, you didn’t. James?

James: Don’t look at me. Look at Aleks.

Aleks: What?! I didn’t break it.

James: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Aleks: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

James: Suspicious.

Aleks: No it’s not!

Spencer: If it matters, probably not... Stef was the last one to use it.

Stef: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Spencer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Stef: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Spencer!

Intern Joe: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Jordan.

Jordan: No. Who broke it?

Aleks: [whispering] Jordan, Dan's been awfully quiet...

Dan: Really?!

Aleks: Yeah, really!

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Jordan: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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The name’s Aleks. Short for Aleksandr. Long for Al.

immortalhd

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Intern Joe: Are you this rude to all of your co-workers?

James: Yes. Don't think you're special.

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There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

thedextermanning

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Sly: Besides, doing this could bring us a lot of street crud.

Seamus: It's cred.

Sly:

Seamus: You know, like credibility?

Sly: Oh! Now that finally makes sense.