Aleks: We're friends!
James: That is a statement that is partially true.
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@incorrectcreaturesquotes
Aleks: We're friends!
James: That is a statement that is partially true.
That guyās just a mess. Itās like God spilled a person.
uberhaxornova about immortalhd
Jordan: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning?
Aleks: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.
I couldnāt help but notice that youāre not paying attention to me and thatās not acceptable.
thedextermanning
Iām about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly⦠thatās stuck to a marshmallow.
theawesomelasso
Dan: Don't say a word.
Jordan: Fergulous.
Dan: Jordan, I said NO words!
Jordan: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word.
Dan: ...
Jordan: Because it's convenient for you.
Don't count your chickens before they egg
slyfoxhound
James: [Playing the didgeridoo]
Dan: Hey James, could you didgeridon't?
James: [Stops playing] FUCK YOU!
I blame Detroit a lot faster than the Devil.
ssohpkc
Dan: So, don't do alcohol, kids.
Aleks: Do it. Do it! I'll- do it with me! Do it with me. Come, let's party.
Dan: We meant "stronger" here, right?
Jordan: What does it say?
Dan: "I'm proud to report our company's 'stranger' than it was a year ago."
Jordan: That's a typo.
Dan: Could go either way.
James: How can you two be so infuriatingly optimistic?
Spencer: It's who we are.
Jordan: So. Who broke it? Iām not mad. I just want to know.
Intern Joe: I did. I broke it...
Jordan: No. No, you didnāt. James?
James: Donāt look at me. Look at Aleks.
Aleks: What?! I didnāt break it.
James: Huh. Thatās weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Aleks: Because itās sitting right in front of us and itās broken!
James: Suspicious.
Aleks: No itās not!
Spencer: If it matters, probably not... Stef was the last one to use it.
Stef: Liar! I donāt even drink that crap!
Spencer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Stef: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Spencer!
Intern Joe: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Jordan.
Jordan: No. Who broke it?
Aleks: [whispering] Jordan, Dan's been awfully quiet...
Dan: Really?!
Aleks: Yeah, really!
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Jordan: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, theyāll be at each otherās throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
The nameās Aleks. Short for Aleksandr. Long for Al.
immortalhd
Intern Joe: Are you this rude to all of your co-workers?
James: Yes. Don't think you're special.
Thereās no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
thedextermanning
Sly: Besides, doing this could bring us a lot of street crud.
Seamus: It's cred.
Sly:
Seamus: You know, like credibility?
Sly: Oh! Now that finally makes sense.