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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.
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@incorrectcuckoosnestquotes
Dear diary: Ratched told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to f*ck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
-Nurse Pilbow
You are literally the meanest person I have ever met.
-Mac to Ratched
Dr. Spivey: Mildred, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Ratched: Because I can be.
Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?
-Nurse Ratched
Mac: I have a permit.
Ratched: This just says "I can do what I want."
Pilbow: You mean McMurphy's in trouble, or McMurphy IS the trouble?
Ratched: I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be.
Dr. Spivey: People percieve you as somewhat...
Ratched: Tempestuous?
Dr. Spivey: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
I've gotten to know the staff pretty well because of my campaign. If you hear them talking about that red-haired pain in the ass, that's me.
-Max
I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
-Nurse Ratched (to Mac)
Harding: (to Mac) Just do me the favor of listening to me for a minute, so I can say “I told you so” later.
Harding: My wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! (beat) HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! (beat) You see, it's- it's funny because marriage is terrible.
Mac: Thank you, Old Lady Ratched!
Ratched: Goodbye, Randle. And please don't call me old lady.
Mac: Yes, sir, young man!
Harding: Is everything a joke to you?
Taber: Funny things are.
Mac: Go tell Candy you think she's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Billy: Sh-sh-she c-could hear me!
Randle: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Ratched: Call me the devil, Mr. McMurry? How original.
Randle: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.
Yeah, that nurse should be scared of us because we are a bunch of lunatics with terrible judgement and we can ruin anything we put our minds to. And you know what? We're going to ruin that stupid nurse.
Randle McMurphy
Chief: Well, I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Randle: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Chief: You don’t have to wear it.
Randle: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.