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Things that may or may not have been said by the various Demon Lords of DND. Goes by He/Him Main Blog is @bradsmindbrain

[incorrectdemonlords]

Lolth: I’m good.

Yeenoghu: … Lolth: Yes, I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours. But I’m good.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: Why is there only one door in the hideout? What if there’s a fire? Orcus: Graz’zt, you know my plan in an emergency is just to count to ten and wait for death’s embrace.

[incorrectdemonlords]

In honor of Transgender Awareness Week, I’m offering an ultimatum to any and all TERFs who might be following me, leave. I don’t need your hatred and bigotry here, and I’m sure no one else does either. 

[incorrectdemonlords]

Orcus: Oh I just could not get out of bed this morning. Kiaransalee: Hmm.. someone leave a big rock on your coffin again?

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: Pale Night gave me a get better soon card. Aameul: That's sweet. Graz’zt: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Fraz-Urb’luu: This conversation would be somewhat less absurd if I could understand you. Dretch: *screams* Fraz-Urb’luu: Oh, really? I hadn't considered that.

[incorrectdemonlords]

“Sick of people who want to kill me just because I’m evil.”

-Orcus

[incorrectdemonlords]

“No logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists.”

-Yeenoghu

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: I don't mean to scare you, I just need to use you as bait. Juiblex: Well, that's comforting.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Orcus: Two goals: stop Zariel, find Demogorgon. Juiblex: Aren't you forgetting the third? Orcus: What's that? Juiblex: Don't die out there. We tend to remind each other not to die. Orcus: I thought that was implicit. Graz’zt: They like to hear it. Juiblex: Who doesn't like to hear it?

[runby2]

There’s still been users still getting their accounts hacked and used by the Ray Bans bot. It is still a threat.

⚠️DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK IF YOU ARE TAGGED IN IT. It’s tagging masses of people in one go and targeting them directly now. Even using trusted users who were once a follower of yours.

[runby2]

APPARENTLY this is still an issue!

I’ve been getting recent reblogs saying more accounts have been hacked this way. Please be safe and DO NOT click that link!

Date this was reblogged and marks it as still an issue: 6/23/2021

[littleprince1875]

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[incorrectdemonlords]

Kiaransalee: It's Orcus, right? Orcus: And you are? Kiaransalee: I'm the guy who kills Orcus.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Aameul: How long have I been doing this? Graz’zt: Long enough to be a pain in the arse.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Zariel: You two will want to get acquainted. You're the last one the other's gonna see alive. Orcus: Yeah, well, we're ready to die! Graz’zt: No! No. No, no, no, no. I'm extremely not ready to die.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Pale Night: Baphomet, you're bleeding. Baphomet: Oh that explains it. Pale Night: Explains what? Baphomet: The stabbing pain in my side.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Graz’zt: We know the law, we'll use that to our advantage. Yeenoghu: Do we have a choice? Graz’zt: Not so much.

[incorrectdemonlords]

Zuggtmoy: There was a time when you trusted me. Juiblex: When was that?