#source: daredevil

[emmikay]

Diomedes: You should be out there, having a life, doing shots and going dancing. I don't know what kids do these days.

Achilles: You're two years older than me.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

(talking about Ragatha)

Jax: She's nice.

Zooble: Yep.

Jax: She knows you're a prick.

Zooble: Yep.

Jax: And she stuck around? Sounds like a keeper.

Zooble: We're just friends!

Jax: Well, it's nice to hear you use the f-word.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: You worried about me?

Rose: What if I were?

Jason: I would tell you I'm a big boy and not to be.

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: Y/N, you’re bleeding.

Y/N: Oh, that explains it.

Natasha: Explains what?

Y/N: The stabbing pain in my side.

[the-black-bulls]

Langris: You’re a dirty black bull. We’re supposed to be enemies.

Finral: First off, we’ve been enemies since we were weeny kids, Langris, so let’s not blame it on squad choices.

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Steph: You don’t necessarily show the best judgment when beautiful women are involved.

Chloe: It’s not always—

Steph: No, it is! If there’s a stunning woman with questionable character in the room, Chloe Price is gonna find her, and Steph Gingrich is gonna suffer!

[incorrect-tbosas]

Finnick: So how long have you been practicing medicine?

Prim: What time is it?

Finnick: It's 12:22 AM

Prim: About seven hours

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Phee: Tech, you’re bleeding!

Tech: Oh, that explains it.

Phee: Explains what?

Tech: The stabbing pain in my side.