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Arthur: Is there no way we can get rid of Compeyson?

Mr. Jaggers: Not without cause.

Arthur: I have cause. It's beCAUSE I hate him.

Matthew: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Arthur: If you’re still asking, you’re not even close.

Fagin: If I die, my funeral’s going to be the biggest fucking party and you’re all invited.

Nancy: …If?

Dodger: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Mr. Jaggers: Why are you drunk at eight am anyway?

Arthur: Because I was still drinking at seven. Hey-o!

Arthur: Sorry I'm late.

Amelia: What happened?

Arthur: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

Honoria: You're so embarrassing.

James: Let go of my hand then.

Honoria: No.

Compeyson: I bid... my own soul!

Arthur: You don't have a soul.

Jacob marley: Tomorrow is garbage day.

Ebenezer Scrooge: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.

It’s a pretty good bad idea.

Meriwether Compeyson to Arthur Havisham

Lying is always easier than having a complicated discussion!

Frances Barbary

Mr. Venus: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Mr. Bucket: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Mr. Venus: *tearing up* They don’t have any arms!

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