EVERYTHING SUCKS!

Incorrect quotes

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Emaline: *points to Tyler* Fuck you.

Emaline: *points to McQuaid* Fuck you.

Emaline: *points to Kate* Fuck me.

Emaline: *points to Luke* And fuck you.

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Emaline: How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

McQuaid: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object, fundamentally used in the construction of walls, repeatedly.

Emaline: That was poetry.

Kate: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

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Kate: Emaline, describe your idea of a perfect date?

Emaline: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Kate: ...

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Kate: *looking through her closet* All of my sweaters are disappearing. It’s weird.

Emaline: *wearing Kate’s sweater* Spooky.

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Emaline: Be myself? How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Kate: A couple of weeks.

McQuaid: Six months.

Luke: Jury’s still out.

Emaline: See Tyler? “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Hello!

Long time no talk. Hope everyone’s well with everything going on at the moment (and maybe re-watching Everything’s Sucks! during quarantine, especially cause everything does suck rn). I recently came across the book that I used to write down all of the incorrect quotes that I was going to post on here in and realised there are some that I didn’t get around to posting!

So here I am, back again (even though no-one asked haha) to spread some love for the short lived ES! fans!

Love to all ❤️

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Kate: I’ll take everything.

Emaline: *thinking* You won’t steal my heart.

Kate: You look stunning by the way.

Emaline: *under her breath* Fuck.

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Luke: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Tyler: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.

Emaline: They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

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Luke: Are you feeling okay?

McQuaid: Well, I’ve got this headache that sort of comes and goes.

Tyler: *walks in the room*

McQuaid: It appears to be back.

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Luke: Emaline, would you do me the honour of becoming my step-sister-in-law?

Kate: Did you just propose to her for me?

Luke: Someone had to do it!

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Kate: Alright, now hug it out. It’s a technique I learned from my Dad’s leadership seminar.

Emaline: Uh, I don’t think s...

Luke: That’s really not necessary.

Kate: You don’t leave this room until I see your bodies touching.

Emaline: *awkwardly hugging Luke, whispering* I will destroy you.

Luke: I’m about to vomit all down your back.

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Oliver: Rules are made to be broken.

McQuaid: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Emaline: Um, Piñatas.

Tyler: Glow sticks.

Emaline: Karate boards.

Tyler: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

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I appreciate every single one of you. I wish I could give you all a hug! Thank you.

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Emaline: Come here.

Kate: Why?

Emaline: Just come here.

Kate: No, you’re gonna hit me.

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McQuaid: Good morning.

Luke: Good morning.

Kate: Good morning.

Ken: You all sound like robots, “good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a bit!

Emaline: *Walking in* Hey motherfuckers!

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Emaline: I am straight up depressed.

Emaline: Kate’s doing her best to cheer me up.

Emaline: She gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up.

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McQuaid: The sky looks beautiful today.

Emaline: You know who else is beautiful?

McQuaid: *Blushes* Who?

Emaline: Kate.