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An alternate photo for your consideration.

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theninjazebra replied to your photo: “Did you miss us? We missed you! But we didn’t… miss Scary Holden.”:

!!!! amazing. spot on. perfect.

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He hates her cause he ain’t her. 

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Did you miss us? We missed you! But we didn’t... miss Scary Holden.

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If anyone asks who Jim Holden is, just show them this.

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There are no lies seen here. No goofs. it's all true.

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shoutout to tumblr for eating our caption even if it needed edited we’d really would appreciate not having our captions deleted

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This is a crew that values honesty.

submitted by @silver-89

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Yikes. 

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Look what you made him do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Wait wasn't Naomi's decision not to get rid of the Protomolecule sample a bad idea?

Not from Naomi’s POV.

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Nailed it.

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Show some fucking respect. 

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When will they ever learn? 

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[photo of the Roci crew posing around stairs of the Rocinante] 

(609):  It began the way the best stories do – with some naive jackasses in a place they had no business being at. 

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And in that moment, Naomi knew Holden could no longer be allowed to transmit open broadcasts after midnight.