Many Fandoms, Incorrect Quotes

Tons of incorrect quotes for different fandoms He/Him or They/Them pronouns!

[incorrectfand0m]

Virgil: I’m sad

Patton: I have emotional jumper cables! I’ll boost you! Just attach like so..

Virgil: This is a hug.

Patton: Is it working?

Virgil, hugging back: Yes

[incorrectfand0m]

Lucio: Asra are you a boy or a girl?

Asra: Im a magician?

Lucio: Ok but whats in your pants?

Asra: ~✨magic✨~

[incorrectfand0m]

“The last stable relationship I had was with the nurse who delivered me as a baby and I haven’t spoken to her in 19 years”

-Arnold Cunningham

[incorrectfand0m]

Kevin: Caffiene no longer gives me the rush I need to get things done, so instead I have Elder McKinley message me “We need to talk” every now and then to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

[incorrectfand0m]

Kevin: So, Jesus died for our sins right?

Elder McKinley: Yes.

Kevin: So if I don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing?

Elder McKinley: No- well, I guess yes?

Kevin: So I SHOULD sin then?

Elder McKinley: No-

Kevin, already on his 5th cup of coffee: Can’t let Jesus die for nothing!

[incorrectfand0m]

“I look amazing but DAMN I’m miserable!”

-Whizzer Brown

[incorrectfand0m]

Michael, pulling up to a McDonalds drive thru: Yeah I’ll get uhhhhhh baconator

The employee: Sir, this is a McDonald’s...

Michael: A McBaconator then fuck

[incorrectfand0m]

“I’ve never been one to half-ass shenanigans”

-Nishinoya and Tanaka, probably.

[incorrectfand0m]

Jeremy: I have an excellent Gaydar(tm), I can tell if someone’s gay with just a glance

Michael: I’ve been in love with you for years

Jeremy: You’ve whAT?

[incorrectfand0m]

Logan: So, any of you know healthy coping mechanisms for stress?

Virgil: Screaming.

Remus: Murder.

Janus: Manipulation.

Logan: So we have screaming...

[incorrectfand0m]

Roman: I accidentally ate Logan’s crofters, how long do you think I’ll live?

Virgil, from behind Roman: Ten.

Roman: Ten what?

Virgil: Nine.

[incorrectfand0m]

Michael: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Jeremy: You are my reward, Michael

Human!SQUIP: You deserve an award for putting up with me!

Jeremy: Hell yeah I do. You’re a real bitch sometimes.

[transparrent]

[anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2]

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

[shoulderbabes]

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

[apxtheosis-remaking]

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

[aegis-of-the-ages]

Im just rebloging because of that last guys comment

[rhiavictoria]

thats not possible

[jonathanturners]

I didn’t get 28k more followers but I’m a newer blog and I think this is pretty good so 

[nightowlwriting]

well, why not? let’s give this a try.

[different-imagines-4-you]

I hope to have many follows.

[thejokersapprentice]

Please tumblr gods

[incorrectfand0m]

SQUIP: You can’t spell “Independent” without “dependent”!

Michael: You can’t spell “Go fuck yourself” without “fuck you”

[incorrectfand0m]

Jeremy: I’m VERY laid back. I only care about two things.

1. Every person on this earth and their opinion of me

2. The crushing psychological weight of being alive

[incorrectfand0m]

Jungkook: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.

Yoongi: You’d be surprised how many of my problems are flammable.

[incorrectfand0m]

WE FUCKIN DID IT LADS NICEEEE