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LOTTERER: I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.

#andre lotterer #source: fleabag #formula e

VANDOORNE: I’m older.

DE VRIES: I’m younger.

VANDOORNE: I’m taller.

DE VRIES: I’m shorter.

VANDOORNE: I’m smarter.

DE VRIES: I’m…not falling for that.

#stoffel vandoorne #Nyck De Vries #source: full house #formula e

DI GRASSI: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.

ABT: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.

#Lucas di Grassi #Daniel Abt #source: criminal minds #formula e

GUNTHER: I love your heart-shaped sunglasses, they’re very festive

WEHRLEIN: I’m in love

GUNTHER: With who?

WEHRLEIN: Myself

#maximilian gunther #Pascal Wehrlein #source:vine #Formula E

BIRD: Aww, you guys are a cute couple.

FRIJNS: Oh no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.

DA COSTA: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?

FRIJNS: We are not having this conversation again.

#sam bird #Robin Frijns #Antonio Felix da Costa #source: friends #formula e

DI GRASSI: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free starting right now.

VERGNE: Alright. I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You are also incredibly entitled and don’t think of anybody but yourself.

DI GRASSI: But—

VERGNE: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

#Lucas di Grassi #Jean-Eric Vergne #source: grey's anatomy #formula e

D’AMBROSIO: We're gonna die.

WEHRLEIN: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Jerome. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

#Jerome D'ambrosio #Pascal Wehrlein #source: firefly #formula e

SIMS: Oh, did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.

#Alexander Sims #source: brooklyn 99 #formula e

BIRD: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

FRIJNS: Okay, but in my defence, Toni bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

BIRD: That’s not what I-

BIRD: You drank Shampoo?!

#sam bird #Robin Frijns #source: brooklyn 99 #formula e

JACK NICHOLLS: Dario isn't my boyfriend!

DARIO FRANCHITTI: I made you some tea.

JACK NICHOLLS: Thanks, babe.

#jack nicholls #Dario Franchitti #source: shaun of the dead #formula e #apologies I forgot the email for this account #my bio is still so relevant

LOTTERER: You know how I'm kind of like a sexy bad boy who rides motorcycles into school and is always breaking the rules in the name of justice?

JANI: I don't like where this is going.

#Andre Lotterer #Neel Jani #Source: Brooklyn 99 #Formula E #First Porsche quote #I made a scheduling mistake

LYNN: What's in the suitcase, Mitch?

EVANS: Vodka.

LYNN: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

EVANS: No!

EVANS: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

#Alex Lynn #Mitch Evans #source: Derry Girls #Formula E

DI GRASSI: I'm smarter and faster. That is not a judgment, that is just a fact.

#Lucas di Grassi #source: parks and rec #Formula E

SIMS: Life’s a party, and I’m the piñata

#Alexander Sims #source: brooklyn 99 #Formula E

DI GRASSI: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!

#Lucas Di Grassi #Source: Brooklyn 99 #Formula E

MORTARA: She’s right. If I were a guy…

MORTARA: Did I just say “If I were a guy”?

#Edoardo Mortara #Source: Friends #Formula E #Edo deserved better

JAMES BARCLAY: All in all, a 100% successful season.

EVANS: But, boss, we lost Nelson.

JAMES BARCLAY: All in all, a 100% successful season.

#James Barclay #Mitch Evans #Source: Red Dwarf #Formula E

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