Rupert: “Todd. Do you have a crush on anyone?”
Todd: “The Epcot Ball.”
Rupert: “Well I think Dino is a nice person and-”
Todd: (zoning out) ‘Epcot Ball…’
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Rupert: “Todd. Do you have a crush on anyone?”
Todd: “The Epcot Ball.”
Rupert: “Well I think Dino is a nice person and-”
Todd: (zoning out) ‘Epcot Ball…’
Raptin, describing his time on Earth: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
Rupert: Woah! How much money is that?
Rosie: Guess. Here’s a hint.
Rosie: *slaps Rupert’s face with the wad of cash*
Rupert: ...350?
Rosie: 360!
Dino and Hunter, nearby: …
[After the Cup and the ZongaZonga incident:]
Pauleen: What a week, huh?
Rupert: Pauleen, it's Thursday.
Pauleen: Your point?
Kowloon, on the phone: Hey, Blackraven, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Blackraven: Why the hell do you need $5000?
Kowloon: For an escape room.
Blackraven: What kind of escape room costs $5000?
Kowloon:
Kowloon: Jail.
Tria: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Penny: For the vivosaurs.
Tria: Why are you making pancakes for the vivosaurs?
Penny: They don't know how.
Todd: When I was younger, Dina told me that the paper strip in Hershey’s Kisses was edible, so I ate the paper with the chocolate for like a year.
Pauleen, snickering: They are edible.
Todd: FOR REAL?
Rupert: …Why would you fall for that again?
[Rosie standing outside Duna’s hotel room window with a “Prom?” sign]
Hunter, who was visiting, leaning out the window: Oh my god, yes!
Rosie: NO! GO TELL DUNA!
Hunter: Duna, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!
Post-Game
Dina, arriving at Wildwest Tower: Morning, what the fuck is going on?
Lester: Bullshit.
Cole: War.
Lola: Hell.
Joe Wildwest: IDK I just live here.
Todd: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Pauleen: ‘Prettiest smile.’
Dino: ‘Nicest personality.’
Dina: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight.’
Rupert: ‘Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.’
Rupert: Can you all just- be serious for five minutes??
Dina: Our record is three and a half.
Don Boneyard: Lester, please keep an eye on Cole today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Lester: Sure, I’d love to see Cole get punched.
Don Boneyard: Try again.
Lester: I will stop Cole from getting punched.
Don Boneyard: Correct.
Don Boneyard, to Cole, Lester, and Lola: I have total faith in the three of you.
Don Boneyard, after they leave: There’s like a 40% chance they all die.
Don Boneyard: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined.
Lola: Heck.
Don Boneyard: You're on thin fucking ice.
Don Boneyard:
Don Boneyard: ...Oh no.
Cole: Lester can be… immature sometimes. Lola: Sometimes? Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two capri suns at once? Lester: *holding three capri suns* Guys, you’re not gonna believe this!
Rupert, to Dino: I have feelings for you. Not telling you which ones.
Dina: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Pauleen: Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Dina: Yeah, or if they have a knife for a tongue.