Incorrect Gakuen Alice Quotes

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Narumi: Misaki.

Misaki: Yes?

Narumi: Breathe if you think I’m cute~ 

Misaki:

Narumi:

Narumi: Misaki you’re turning blue

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Narumi: I love all my students equally! Mikan, Hotaru-

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

-momoko

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Kitsuneme: What if a teacher catches us?

Koko: I have a plan for that.

Kitsuneme: Which is?

Koko: You run one way, I run the other. Whoever he catches first, too bad.

Kitsuneme: … I hate that plan.

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Kuonji: I hate you with every inch of my being

Narumi: That’s not very many inches

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Tono: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Tsubasa: This just says “I can do what i want.”

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Narumi: Well, don’t blame me-

Jinno: I BLAME YOU

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Misaki: Do something!

Tsubasa: I am doing something!

Misaki: Something useful!

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Narumi: Game over. Check me!

Misaki: I think you mean ‘check mate’, you really need to know how to play chess.

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Mikan: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Hotaru: Eh, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Mikan: You don’t have to wear it.

Hotaru: No, I’m gonna wear it forever, back off. 

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Tsubasa: Misaki, do you think you can handle this?

Misaki: I don’t think you can handle how much I can handle this, Tsubasa.

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Narumi: *Picks up phone* Hello?

Person on the other side: Hello, is this Gakuen Alice?

Narumi: No, this is Narumi. *hangs up*

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She may look like an idiot, she may talk like an idiot, but don't be fooled- She is indeed an idiot.

Imai Hotaru

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Natsume: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Tsubasa: Not until 4.

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Koko: Don’t you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

Sumire: Koko.

Koko: Yes, Permy?

Sumire: You’re bothering me.

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Koko just stares at Sumire afterwards and says seriously “Okay how about this. I will always be here to make sure that no one else bothers you

Sumire *blushes furiously*

Koko smiles. "And I thought Natsume had a dirty mind”

Sumire smacks Koko on the head

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Ruka: Hotaru, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Hotaru: So like a person. 

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Hotaru: Okay, let’s just agree to say ‘sorry’ on the count of three. One...Two...Three...

Subaru:...

Hotaru:...

Hotaru: See? Now I’m just disappointed in the both of us. 

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Kitsuneme: Just think of something dry

Koko: Like Jinno’s sense of humor?

Kitsuneme: No, that’s too dry.