“I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, “You marked that one gay, right?” And it was like, “Oh no! Was I supposed to?” And they were like, “Oh man, well this’ll be a very interesting person. This’ll be a very silly person.””
— Howl
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