Harrow: *accidentally brushes Gideon’s hand with her own*
Gideon: *aggressively holds Harrow’s hand*
Gideon: Fucking commit to it.

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Harrow: *accidentally brushes Gideon’s hand with her own*
Gideon: *aggressively holds Harrow’s hand*
Gideon: Fucking commit to it.
Just finished the first book and am healing my soul reading these before I start the next. Thank you for these 😂
Welcome! I’ll have to try to be make active on this account lol
Augustine: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
God: No I don't like how it taste.
Augustine: You eat shaving cream?
God: No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
Camila: Code names for us to use on the comms during the mission: Coronabeth, you’re “Gold.”
Corona: Oh!
Camila: Ianthe, you’re “Silver,” Harrow, “Mercury,” and Gideon, “Mr. Punchy.”
Gideon: You kidding me with that one?
Gideon: All right, that’s pretty good.
Gideon: Are you seeing anyone?
Harrow: Like a hallucination, a therapist, or a girl?
Reblogging from myself because it’s more relevant than ever.
Gideon: My head hurts
Harrow: Thats your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
Camille: You know Harrow, you may not realize it but you can be extremely abrasive
Harrow: Oh no, I'm well aware of that
Coronabeth: This is our cavalier Naberius, he's descended from three separate Third bloodlines and we can trace his pedigree back fifteen generations
Harrow: This is Gideon. She's orange.
Harrow: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Magnus: I did. I broke it…
Harrow: No. No, you didn’t. Griddle?
Gideon: Don’t look at me. Look at Palamedes.
Palamedes: What?! I didn’t break it.
Gideon: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Palamedes: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Gideon: Suspicious.
Palamedes: No, it’s not!
Ianthe: If it matters, probably not… Babs was the last one to use it.
Naberius: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Ianthe: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Naberius: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ianthe!
Magnus: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Nonagesimus.
Harrow: No. Who broke it?
Palamedes: [whispering] Nonagesimus, Dulcinea’s been awfully quiet…
Dulcinea: Really?!
Palamedes: Yes, really!
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Harrow: I broke it. It burned my hand so I smashed it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Gideon: I blame myself.
Harrow: I blame you too.
Gideon: I thought you were still mad at me.
Harrow: I decided to be mad at myself for a while. Try something new, y’know?
Harrow and Gideon ship name? Pretty sure the last line of the book said it's Harrowhark the First. 🤣💀😿
“This year I lost my beloved cavalier, Gideon.”
“Stop telling people I’m dead.”
“Sometimes I can still hear her voice.”
Gideon: Camilla, I screwed up. Big time.
Camilla: Gideon, given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific.
Harrow: *screeches like a pterodactyl*
Jeannemary, alarmed: Is she okay? What the fuck?
Gideon: She’s fine. That’s just how she deals with frustration.
Gideon: You promise you didn’t get me bees again?
Harrow, from a distance: Just open it!
Palamedes: Anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Gideon: Which is why you’re my best friend!
Gideon: Have I ever told you how much I love you and would do absolutely anything for you because you deserve the world?
Harrow:
Gideon:
Harrow: I’m not giving you any of my food.
Gideon: PLEASE.