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Sougo: Y'know, China girl… the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.

Kagura: Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you!

Sougo: What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!

#gintama #intama #kagura #okita sougo #submission #or:seinfeld

Shouyou [addressing dojo students]: Attention! Look at you lot! I've never seen such a miserable bunch! What are you? Children?

Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.

Shouyou: You think you're being funny, Gintoki?

Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.

Shouyou: All right, me too. Dismissed!

#gintama #intama #yoshida shouyou #sakata gintoki #shouyou trying to be stern but failing #or:dr who

Madao: Hey, next week is my ten-year anniversary with Hatsu. Should I do something special?

Gintoki: You know what I like about our relationship, Hasegawa? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.

#intama #gintama #hasegawa taizou #madao #sakata gintoki #asshole friend #or:brooklyn99

Gintoki: Hey, you didn't wake me up.

Kagura: I set the clock.

Gintoki: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #kagura #or:gilmoregirls

Zura: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Gintoki: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Zura: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Gintoki: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

#intama #gintama #katsura kotarou #sakata gintoki #so petty gintoki #tsk tsk #or:brooklyn99

[Kamui answers his cell phone]

Kamui: Hello?

Umibozu: You get over here right now!

Kamui: Who is this?

Umibozu: This is you in twenty years!

#intama #gintama #umibozu #kamui #or:gilmoregirls

Asaemon: [arrives at the yorozuya and puts a skull on the table]

Gintoki: What’s with the skull?

Asaemon: Oh, it’s my dad’s.

Gintoki: OH, MY GOD!

Asaemon: No, it’s not my dad. It belonged to my dad. He used to put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it’s Christmas, people still die. And you can put candy in it.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #ikeda asaemon #she thinks it's cute #or:friends

I’m gonna have donuts with a side of donuts.

Imai Nobume

#intama #gintama #imai nobume #does she eat anything other than donuts??#or:gilmoregirls

Zura: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.

Gintoki: Oh, c'mon, Zura, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking soba-loving joui-enthusiast that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.

Zura: Well, if you don't it gets mildewy.

Gintoki: You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #or:scrubs

[Takasugi is worried about impressing Gintoki]

Takasugi: [to himself] Don't be intimidated. Picture him in his underwear.

[pictures Gintoki in his strawberries underwear]

Takasugi: Oh no, he's hot!!!

#intama #gintama #takasugi shinsuke #sakata gintoki #takagin?#takagin #or:spongebob

Takasugi: Children, it’s time I taught you the truth about perms and dads.

Shinpachi and Kagura: They’re both pigs?

Takasugi:

Takasugi: The bitterness is strong in these two.