Pack. Pack. Pack.

I know someone already has a blog like this, but they moved to twitter. This is just a little fun thing that I've been wanting to do. If you have any suggests don't be afraid to hit me up. This is all for fun don't take anything too seriously

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Rico: Do you take constructive criticism?

Robbie: I only take cash or credit.

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Gavin: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!

Carter: Gavin, I think we can all believe I did something this stupid.

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My childhood holds a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some... no. No, no, all bad.

Gordo Livingstone

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Gordo: I want someone to take me out.

Ox: Like on a date or with a gun?

Gordo: Surprise me.

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Ox: Hey Gordo, can I give you some advice?

Gordo: Absolutely not.

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Kelly: Carter, what's taking so long?

Carter: Well, I was thinking-

Kelly: Say no more.

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Joe: [holding a picture of Ox] Have you seen my mate?

Kelly: Not since yesterday. Is he missing?

Joe: Oh no, he's fine. He's at home right now, but I just want people to look at him. Isn't he perfect?

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When people ask me my sexual orientation I just say book.

Kelly Bennett

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Do you hear yourself sometimes? Like, when you speak?

Jessie to Carter

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Robbie: So, I have to tell you something.

Kelly: Okay.

Robbie:...

Kelly: Did-did you want to talk now-

Robbie: Yeah, okay, so, the thing is, I think I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings f-for.

Kelly:...

Robbie:... Pretzels!

Kelly: Pretzels... okay, well [pushes a bowl of pretzels towards him] they're right here, when you want them.

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Carter: Have a good day, Gordo!

Gordo: Don't tell me what to do.

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Let's go Lesbians! Let's go!

Ox with Jessie and Dominique

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Kelly: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Carter. Break out the L-word.

Carter: Lesbian?

Kelly: The other L-word.

Carter:... Lesbians?

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Carter: Do I look straight?

Jessie: Not in the slightest.

Carter: No, I mean my parking job.

Jessie: Oh, in that case then yes it's fine.

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Mark: (referring to Gordo) He's pretty, pretty dangerous...

Ox: Why did you say pretty twice?

Mark: He's pretty and kinda dangerous.

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Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreading like one!

Gordo to the pack

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Ox: Look, Carter. You're obviously upset about Gavin.

Joe: So, we've called this intervention to help you out.

Carter: I'm not upset.

Kelly: We found you throwing rocks at couples in the parking lot.

Carter: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!