Heaven or Taco Bell

A sideblog devoted to Incorrect quotes and other GG memes! Take a seat, make yourself at home, and don't be a stranger! Submissions welcome!

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Anji: Now let's go see if we can lend a hand-Oh! Sorry about the 'hand' comment.

Baiken: Give me a break Anji, it's just an expression.

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Goldlewis: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It’s...what do you call it?

Giovanna: Codependency.

Goldlewis: Synergy.

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Anji: What would I do without you?

Baiken: Crash and burn.

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Ramlethal: What are we gonna do?

Sin: I don't know, pizza?

Ramlethal:

Sin:

Ramlethal: About Elphelt, Sin

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Ky: Well, I warned you.

Sol: You did.

Ky: But did you listen?

Sol: No.

Ky: Do you ever listen?

Sol: No.

Ky: Are you listening now?

Sol: No.

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Anji: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Chipp: …so you’ll do it?

Anji: For you? Of course.

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Ky: Do you believe in God, Daryl?

Daryl: I believe in hell, and I’m in it.

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Illyria Central: What’s the status up here?

Sol: Fucked up. About to die. Ky is a nerd. The usual.

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Venom: Robo-Ky told me that instead of being sad, I should 'go get it, girl.' So I’m going to 'go get it, girl.'

Millia: Get what?

Venom: …I’m not sure. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

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Ky: Remember that old saying, 'if at first you don’t succeed…'

Sol: 'Try to pretend it never happened.'

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Chipp: Potemkin is a good person. He’s got a good heart. He doesn’t hold a grudge. That’s what he has me for.

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Sol: *smiling*

Sin: Why are you so happy?

Sol: What I cant be happy without a reason?

Ky, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS-

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Elphelt: Bedman, explain it like a normal person

Bedman: Ramlethal seems to understand

Ramlethal: *Scribbling in a notepad*

Elphelt: Ram is drawing stick figures

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Ky: Scenario—you pull over someone for speeding, and find out that it’s your best friend. How do you handle the situation?

Sol: Well, first I would be like 'Aria? You’re alive? What the hell?!'

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Robo-Ky: Say what you will, the man knows his anarcho-capitalist economic philosophy!

Venom: Robo, I only bought you those encyclopedias because you promised me you couldn't read.

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I-No: If I were a better person I'd forget this and move on with my life...but I'm not.

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Sin: I thought you said a smart warrior never takes his opponent head on?

Ky: That depends on how hard your skull is. I'd say you and I are both rather headstrong.