Lutark: hAppy birthdAy!
Rodard: "I was expecting a girl."
Lutark: twenty yeArs we've known eAchother
Lutark: And now you don't wAnnA see me jump outtA dA cAke
Lutark: you insu1t me
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Lutark: hAppy birthdAy!
Rodard: "I was expecting a girl."
Lutark: twenty yeArs we've known eAchother
Lutark: And now you don't wAnnA see me jump outtA dA cAke
Lutark: you insu1t me
(Beitus sneezes under Haeton’s turban.)
Seleen: Professor, did your turban just sneeze?
Haeton: What? No. (He starts to back off stage right)
Seleen: I could have sworn I just heard a sneeze coming from your direction, but your mouth wasn’t moving.
Haeton: No, no, that was simply a fart. I must be going.
(Beitus continues to sneeze, and Rodard’s scar starts to hurt again as Haeton gets near him.)
Haeton: I simply farted once more.
(Haeton exits hurriedly)
Anaiad: -like… y’know, nyah-}x->
Alleph: Whαt?
Anaiad: -nyah-}x->
Alleph: Stop.
Lutark: bye guys i'm going to the 9th dimension to get some AstrA1 groceries
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Lutark: hi guys i'm bAck from the store
Haeton: ☄*damn what kinda groceries they sell
Lutark: oh you know
Alleph: I don't need αnother friend.
Alleph: I αlreαdy hαve two.
Eros: Your future is full of struggle and anguish. Most of it self-inflicted.
Alleph: But you didn't reαd my pαlms or αnything.
Eros: I didn't need to. It's written all over your face.
Alleph: Let me offer one piece of αdvice.
Morson: What?~ϟ
Alleph: Shut up.
Vihnie: ((i think yOu're acting a little immature))
Lutark: i'm not Acting!
Anaiad: -i’m just saying it might not be the worst thing to go easier on people-}x->
Alleph: We’re not going to solve this with α goddαmn pizzα pαrty.
Anaiad: -at the risk of starting this fight yet again, you have never been to a full fledged pizza party before so you have no idea how transformative they can be-}x->
Morson: Do you like Alleph?~ϟ
Ollapa: Θf cθurse, whθ dθesn’t?
Morson: Over half the people that meet him.~ϟ
Actaea: You get punched a lot?
Alleph: Not αs much αs you'd think.
Morson, about Alleph: Can I shoot him?~ϟ
Vihnie: ((nOt in public))
Ellata: how's my breath?
Cyrill: ooh, like floωers! hoω'd you do that?
Ellata: I ate two flowers.
Rodard: "I know what you're thinking."
Lutark: if you did, you wou1dn't be smi1ing.
Ellata: morson, please keep an eye on alleph today. he's gonna say somethIng to the wrong person and get hImself punched.
Morson: Sure, I'd love to see Alleph get punched.~ϟ
Ellata: try agaIn.
Morson: I will stop Alleph from getting punched.~ϟ
Ellata: correct.
Lutark: i'm 1ike An e1ephAnt, okAy, if i wA1k into A room it's 1ike, "okAy, he's in there"
Alleph: Ollαpα, I don't know whαt you've heαrd, but whαtever it is, Teslαα stαrted it.