Abigail

she/faer | 20 | icon by @parasoruborru

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[insertdisc5]

Any tips for panel layout for pacing? I feel like yours really lends itself to the stories u tell.

thank u. its random comic tips which may or may not answer your question time, cookie edition

did that help

[crabussy]

I didn't know that non-existent page links on wikipedia were red and for a moment I lived in a world where bergen fish soup was transphobic

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[silvernevermind]

spinda gets a yummy lunch

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[thankii]

some fanart of a very silly ttrpg moment

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[yuri-hell-world]

COMMISSIONS ANNOUNCEMENT becos i have no monay lol i'm opening up tabletop token comms!! 40 bucks for a mighty fine token!! what a steal!!! i take payment up front. they look like this!!!

[yuri-hell-world]

hey!!! i'm opening more comm slots because i'm broke as fuck right now!!!!!!!!!! please consider getting yourself some tokens! they look like this! i have no money!

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[morganitism]

Be less afraid to use a girl's ethnic name pls

[morganitism]

"I'm worried about butchering the pronounciation" So there's this cool thing called a search engine. Or youtube. Or you can just you know, politely ask the person. Use that girl's ethnic name and don't try to shorten it without permission

[morganitism]

[morganitism]

Like I promise you, even if you fuck up the pronunciation we will still appreciate the effort infinitely more than if you just don't even bother. Because it shows that you're willing to try and respect us and our names! And we can correct you if you mess it up and you can know for next time!!

There are also a bunch of great tags on this post and I highly recommend taking a scroll through the reblogs to read all of them

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[omnybus]

If I was a writer I'd write blatantly incorrect details about real-life stuff on purpose just to annoy people. Shit like reloading a revolver with a magazine or describing bourbon as "sweet and minty"

[tomato-puppy]

ok but thats not at all what bourbon tastes like. i dont think you'd be a good author.

[omnybus]

well if that isn't what it tastes like why did I write it then

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[butchfagminotaur]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[sapphling]

surely this stranger you've never spoken to before will fall instantly for your most charming and debonair social move yet: ironic sexual harassment