shit Harley definitely said

everything i say about the animated series is canon including but not limited to the Large Amount of harlivy content (jk lmao I take submissions and anons <3 this is a fun lil thing I wanted to do in my free time. I'm tryna tag shit well but I'm dummy stupid)

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I’m starting to look for quotes again B) if you have any ideas, pls submit them, message me, or send them as asks! :)

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Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to come back to this account and post quotes again 👁👁

would that be— again, completely hypothetical here— something people would want? 🏃‍♀️

[fairymascot]

kiss and tell

based on this post from @incorrectharleyquinn! (and here’s the original)

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*s2e9, Harley and Ivy agreeing to not sleep with eachother again*

Harley: I swear.

Ivy: You swear. I don't want you to swear. It would have to be a promise.

Harley: I prom.

Ivy: And when you pro- what's prom?

Harley: Half a promise.

[karshmallow]

based on a scene from adventure time bc i thought it was funny

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Harley: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Harley playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should've tried not being poor.

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Joker: Thats a shame, I'd still like it if you briefed me.

Ivy: Oh give it up Joker, Harley's far too young for you... though knowing you it would be brief.

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Harley: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Ivy: Harley... are you cheating on me?

Harley: What!? No! What gave you that idea?!

Ivy: The countless used and broken condoms hidden in our trashcan?

Harley, embarrassed: ... I wanted to make water balloons and you can fit a lot of water in them.

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Harley: If you guys were gonna have a bird pet, what kinda bird pet would ya have? Big bird, little bird; which way would you go?

Ivy: Selina says no way.

Selina: No way, birds fuck me up.

Harley: Not even like, a hawk, kitty? Maybe a falcon?

Selina: Birds are the mice of the sky. No way on Earth would I ever have a bird pet.

Harley: that's beautiful.

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Ivy: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Clayface: We could attack them with humus.

Ivy: I stand corrected.

Clayface: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Harley: *seductively takes off glasses*

Harley: wow

Ivy: *blushes*

Harley: You're really fucking blurry.

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Psycho: Ugh, Ivy, I almost forgot that suit did nothing for your ass.

Ivy: No one asked you to look, Psycho.

Psycho: I didn't.

Harley: I think you look great, Ives. As far as I'm concerned, that's the Crew's ass.

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Harley: Who the fuck-

Ivy: Language

Harley: Whom the fuck-

Ivy: No

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Dr Psycho: That sounds like a terrible plan.

King Shark: Oh, we've had worse.

[incorrectharleyquinn]

Literally everyone: What's wrong with you?

Harley: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Ivy, locking Dr Psycho in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Dr Psycho: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?