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Ivy: Crushes are the worst
Harley: Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I act really stupid
Ivy: You always act stupid
Harley: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
Harley: I'm not in love with Ivy.
Selina: Okay? Neither am I?
Harley: Why the fuck not?? That's it, I'm telling you everything I love about her starting with her beautiful smile-
Harley: Can this car fit 5 people?
Salesperson: Yeah, without any problems
Harley, turning to her crew: Nevermind, we have lots of those
Harley: I just ended a year long relationship at the altar
Selina: Oh, are you... Okay?
Harley: Yeah, it wasn’t my relationship
Ivy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Harley, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Harley: I would be That Person who throws a rock into the deep, dark, spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb, and yeah I'd obviously die for it but at least I’d die doing what I loved, throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose
Harley: Back in med school I once self medicated with a mix of NyQuil and DayQuil called Quil™ in the hopes it would manage my undiagnosed ADHD
Ivy: And did that actually work?
Harley: My roommate told me I wasn’t much different than usual but, between you and me, I don’t remember my entire sophomore year
Harley: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Ivy, not looking up from her book: Spear
Harley: BLOCKED.
Ivy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Harley: The car takes a screenshot!
Selina: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Harley: Ok, maybe playing ‘Whose family is most dysfunctional?’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had, Ivy’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour and we can't get her out
Ivy: Are you a thief, cause you stole my-
Harley: Sorry, you can have your wallet back
Ivy: ...heart?
Ivy: How does anyone not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm??
Harley: Like, what if they stub their toe? Saying golly gosh isn't gonna cut it Babs!
Ivy: I accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out I've been reported missing for six months and assumed dead
Ivy: I just had the most amazing day ever!
Harley: I’m happy to hear that! But why was it so amazing?
Ivy: I ran into your ex that won’t leave you alone!
Harley: Why is that so amazing…?
Ivy: With my car.
Bonus:
Harley: It's not gay if I wanna date Ivy as friends, right?
Nora: I'm not an expert but that sounds kinda gay
Selina: I'm an expert, that's gay.
Ivy: There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Harley: And I'll walk that line!