Harlivy fuels me

They/Them

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Ivy: Crushes are the worst

Harley: Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I act really stupid

Ivy: You always act stupid

Harley: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Harley: I'm not in love with Ivy.

Selina: Okay? Neither am I?

Harley: Why the fuck not?? That's it, I'm telling you everything I love about her starting with her beautiful smile-

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Harley: Can this car fit 5 people?

Salesperson: Yeah, without any problems

Harley, turning to her crew: Nevermind, we have lots of those

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Harley: I just ended a year long relationship at the altar

Selina: Oh, are you... Okay?

Harley: Yeah, it wasn’t my relationship

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Ivy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Harley, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Harley: I would be That Person who throws a rock into the deep, dark, spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb, and yeah I'd obviously die for it but at least I’d die doing what I loved, throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

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Harley: Back in med school I once self medicated with a mix of NyQuil and DayQuil called Quil™ in the hopes it would manage my undiagnosed ADHD

Ivy: And did that actually work?

Harley: My roommate told me I wasn’t much different than usual but, between you and me, I don’t remember my entire sophomore year

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Harley: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ivy, not looking up from her book: Spear

Harley: BLOCKED.

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Ivy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Harley: The car takes a screenshot!

Selina: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Harley: Ok, maybe playing ‘Whose family is most dysfunctional?’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had, Ivy’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour and we can't get her out

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Ivy: Are you a thief, cause you stole my-

Harley: Sorry, you can have your wallet back

Ivy: ...heart?

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Ivy: How does anyone not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm??

Harley: Like, what if they stub their toe? Saying golly gosh isn't gonna cut it Babs!

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Ivy: I accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out I've been reported missing for six months and assumed dead

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Ivy: I just had the most amazing day ever!

Harley: I’m happy to hear that! But why was it so amazing?

Ivy: I ran into your ex that won’t leave you alone!

Harley: Why is that so amazing…?

Ivy: With my car.

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Harley: It's not gay if I wanna date Ivy as friends, right?

Nora: I'm not an expert but that sounds kinda gay

Selina: I'm an expert, that's gay.

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Ivy: There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

Harley: And I'll walk that line!