Incorrect Heart Pirate Quotes

Dorks say the darnedest things

[heart-pirates-week]

Favorite Heart Pirate?

Shachi

Penguin

Clione

Ikkaku

Jean Bart

Bepo

Hakugan

Uni

Polar tang

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

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Ladd: Where are the kids?

Volff: They’re at the shore.

Ladd: Again?

Volff: Yeah, they saw glowing lights in the ocean last night. They want to find out if they saw God or if it’s something radioactive, so they’re gonna poke at it some more.

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Shachi: *runs into common room* Do you want to make five bucks?

Penguin: How?

Shachi: I need you to take the blame.

Law, from across the ship: Oh my God!

Penguin: What did you do?

Shachi: I can’t tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Law: OH MY GOD!!

Penguin: Make it ten!

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Law: That’s when I thought to myself, "Don’t think, Law. Act."

Penguin: So you weren’t thinking.

Law: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

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Law, to the Hearts: Straw Hat being our ally, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital.

Law: I think eventually everything’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next!

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Ikkaku: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Law: Holding a really sharp knife to their necks usually works.

Shachi: As a boy I can confirm that makes me really nervous.

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Law: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan, and I’m really proud of you guys.

Shachi: ...

Bepo: Don’t listen to him Shachi, it IS a great plan.

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Law: Introducing a new alignment- chaotic lawful

Law: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is

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Penguin: You know Captain, I can't tell if you're a genius or incredibly arrogant.

Law: Well, on a good day I’m both.

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Law, to Hawkins: If you even fucking look at my crew, I will stomp you to death with my hooves!

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Been getting back into Heart Pirate fandom lately with the Law Light Novel and all, so I might start posting to this blog again.

Like/Reply if you think I should include characters from the light novel chapters on here.

~ Mod Lamie

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Law: I do two things and two things only, I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Law, operating on Luffy: Man... This- this one’s got a lot of shit in it. Look at all these things! What does that do?

Shachi: That’s the heart, Captain, that’s what you’re operating on.

Law: No fuckin’ WAY!! Does it always, like, FU-BUB like that??

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Tashigi, while they’re all tied up in the cage: You’re a heartless jerk!

Law: Where did that come from!?

Law: Oh, right, my actions.

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Penguin: Is this how you imagined your life, Captain?

Law: Well, yes. But then, I was a very depressed child.

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Penguin: Maybe if you buckle down and do some chores, Captain will give you money.

Clione: Does he give you money for doing chores?

Penguin: I’ve been doing the ships books for years. I take what I need.

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Shachi: I'm not jealous, I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Law: Wow, he’s right.