homosexual

|he/him| i currently only post zukka!! but i am hyperfixated on jjk right now

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Zuko: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Sokka:

Sokka: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sokka: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Zuko: Death is a social construct.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Zuko: Three words.

Sokka:

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: So that’s my plan.

Zuko: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Sokka: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Zuko: It fucking sucks.

Sokka: That’s not constructive criticism.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko: Someone will die.

Sokka: Of fun!

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: I actually have a black belt.

Zuko: In what, karate?

Sokka: No, from Gucci.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: Can you keep a secret?

Zuko: Do you know anything about my life?

Sokka: No I do not. Good point.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko, talking to Sokka on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Sokka: You bet!

Zuko: At what temperature?

Sokka: 535.

Zuko: That's the clock.

Sokka:

Zuko:

Sokka: 536.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Sokka: What's that?

Zuko: You've never had leftovers???

Sokka: No, because I'm not a quitter.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Sokka: Isn't that just killing people?

Zuko: Ah, technicality.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko, reading out of Sokka’s journal: ‘Marry someone who looks sexy when disappointed’

Zuko: *stares in disbelief*

Sokka, smiling: See? You’re perfect.

[incorrecthomosexuals]

would you guys be upset if i started posting hannibal content too?

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: Have you ever seen us as maybe... more than friends?

Zuko: Yes!!! I’m so glad you’ve asked this!!!

Sokka: !!! 👀

Zuko: I’ve totally seen us as dragons!Let me find the drawings!!!

Sokka: Zuko i’m trying to ask you out

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Zuko: [Wearing Sokka’s shirt]

Sokka: Stealing from me again?

Zuko: What?

Sokka: First my heart, then my clothes...

Sokka: What’s next? My last name?

[incorrecthomosexuals]

[At the boiling rock]

Sokka: We need to distract them

Zuko: Right

Sokka: What are we gonna do?

Zuko: I’m going to kill them all. That ‘oughta distract them. 

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: ‘Z’ is a sideways ‘N’

Zuko: Please stop-

Sokka: Zo

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: Why are you crying?

Zuko, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Sokka

Sokka: *takes off sunglasses*

Zuko, still crying but smiling: I found you!!!