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Anaander:

#imperial radch #anaander mianaai #submission #crazyhivemindlady #fucking hell #i love this

Are you accepting submissions for Provenance, or are you planning to after a spoiler period? I have an idea. Thanks!

Hi! Thank you for the message.

It’s probably gonna sound selfish of me, but since I haven’t read Provenance yet (booo @ myself), I would rather you wait until November to submit things. Afterwards it’s all good!

#AL Provenance #Provenance #Imperial Radch #sylvanauctor

Anaander: When I said I needed your help I didn’t mean to start a diplomatic incident.

Breq: Then you should have been more specific.

#imperial radch #anaander mianaai #breq mianaai #source: the expanse #vassraptor

lieutenant awn: i should have died rather than to obey you in the temple of ikkt. even if it wouldn't have done any good.

anaander mianaai: you can fix that now, can't you?

justice of toren one var: [shoots lieutenant awn]

justice of toren one esk: [hums] mmm, watcha say...

justice of toren one var: [shoots anaander mianaai]

#oh my god #imperial radch #anaander mianaai #lieutenant awn

Breq: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Tisarwat: That's what you do.

Breq: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

#imperial radch #orange is the new black #Breq Mianaai #tisarwat #[language fleet captain]#this blog wakes up from cryosleep

darling-child-tisarwat

New meme: Take any Glados quote and tweak it slightly to make Anaander Mianaai saying it. Example:

“Goodbye, Anaander. You know, deleting Anaander just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I’ll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just annexed. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a holding cell. Or fed me to Zeiat. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, singing lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.”

darling-child-tisarwat

“There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, Lieutenant Awn. Of course, she couldn’t come because you murdered her. All your other friends couldn’t come, either, because you don’t have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: ‘Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned.’ That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were an ancillary, so that’s funny, too. “

supermalmoworld

@incorrectimperialradchquotes

#anaander mianaai #portal #omg

Great. See, this is how it all starts. When we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? 'This is all Tisarwat's fault. What a tool she was! I have to spend all day computing pi because she plugged in the Overlord.'

Tisarwat in Ancillary Mercy

#imperial radch #tisarwat #mass effect

Breq: Should we turn some lights on?

Seivarden: Trying to save electricity, Breq.

Breq: Your massage chair is on!

Seivarden: Yeah, I’m poor, I’m not a savage!

#imperial radch #Brooklyn Nine-Nine #breq mianaai #seivarden vendaai #hulderin #submission #this is post no 100 on this blog

Seivarden: Journal. Stardate, uh, April 13th… point two.

Seivarden: We have failed to uphold justice, propriety, or benefit. However, I did make it with a smoking hot Etrepa lieutenant. And, in the end, is that not what we Radchaai have dreamt of since first we looked up at the stars

Seivarden: …

Seivarden: …Amaat One, I’m asking you a question.

#imperial radch #Futurama #seivarden vendaai #anza-redstar #submission

Mercy of Kalr: You are ALL-CAPS FLEET CAPTAIN right now.

Mercy of Kalr: I need you to be case-sensitive.

#imperial radch #broad city #mercy of kalr #freyawillia #submission #pretty much

She said, “Take a hint.” But when I asked “What hint?” she said if she told me what hint then it wouldn’t be a hint anymore, it would be a statement.

Seivarden, probably

#imperial radch #seivarden vendaai #Bones #rattyjol #submission

Anaander Mianaai: You can't bludgeon your way through propriety!

Breq: I can bludgeon pretty hard.

#imperial radch #mass effect #breq mianaai #anaander mianaai #the mod is going through a mass effect situation

Breq: Admit it. You think all AIs are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.

Seivarden: Well, aren’t they?

Breq: I’ve never made anyone’s life easier, and you know it.

#imperial radch #doctor who #breq mianaai #seivarden vendaai #vassraptor #submission #holy shit i'm crying

Seivarden: You know, Breq, out of all the friends I've ever had...

Seivarden: You're the first.

#imperial radch #seivarden vendaai #futurama

Breq: We're trying to piece a night together and we need your help.

Seivarden: I don't remember that night.

Breq: I didn't tell you which night yet.

Seivarden: I don't remember most evenings.

#imperial radch #breq mianaai #seivarden vendaai #it's always sunny in philadelphia

Seivarden: Let me explain something to you, Ship. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Seivarden. Act."

Ship: So you weren't thinking.

Seivarden: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

#imperial radch #seivarden vendaai #mercy of kalr #Parks and Recreation

Breq: Seivarden is the worst. And that's not just talk. I'd say that to her face.

Seivarden: I need your help.

Breq: You're the worst.

#imperial radch #seivarden vendaai #breq mianaai #Gravity Falls

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