(incorrect) quotes from the isle of the lost

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Claudine: Sure, you may be verified on InstaRoyal.

Claudine: But are you verified in the eyes of God?

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Uma: Excuse me!

Hades: Oh Gods, please don’t be a daughter I didn’t know about.

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Celia: I was born for politics.

Celia: I have great hair and I love lying.

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Mal: You tricked me!

Maddy: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Freddie: Oooh! Mini croissants!

Freddie: No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.

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Ginny Gothel (singing): Flowers of the brightest hue, the finest sweets will only do. No demand is out of hand. I do it all for

Ginny Gothel: me.

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Lonnie (in disguise, at the Auradon Warrior Challenge): What up. My name is, um. Li. And that’s it. That’s my whole fucking name, bitch. How many motherfuckers you know named just Li?

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Herkie: what’s up, my name’s Herkie. Varsity tourney.

Claudine:

Herkie:

Claudine: …okay.

Herkie: VARSITY TOURNEEEYYY

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Jade: Whoa, you're being a little . . .

Reza: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Jade: I was gonna say cray-cray.

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Gil: How were your clams? Sophie: Oh, great! Send my compliments to the cook. Gil: Alright! Gil: HEY COOK! Cook: Yeah? Gil: You have beautiful eyes.

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Mal: So, how have you been?

Maddy: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.

Evie: *enters the room*

Maddy: Oh look, there it is.

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I have three life philosophies: “life goes on”, “who cares?”, and “how should I know?”

Jordan

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Herkie: It's okay. I'm not afraid of dying.

Hadie: Well, you should be. It's really boring where you're going.

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Diego: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Carlos: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Dizzy: I have never done anything wrong in my life.

Anthony: I know this and I love you.

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Diego: People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Clay: Do instruments of torture count?

Diego: No.