Incorrect Joker Game Quotes

"Nan da to? I never said that!" — Sakuma, looking at this blog

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Kaminaga: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like.

Miyoshi: That could be anyone.

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D-Agency residence, cute one speaking.

Jitsui

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Sakuma: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Jitsui: Miyoshi gets here at noon.

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Kaminaga: Yuuki gave me an envelope, and he said I should only open it if I ever had an emergency and wanted to ask him for money.

Tazaki: Open it, open it!

Hatano: I hope it’s a million dollar bill!

Amari: I bet it’s a Swiss bank account number!

Kaminaga: [Opens it]

Tazaki: What does it say?

Kaminaga: [Shows them a paper that just says ‘NO’ in all caps]

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Miyoshi, after the whole Gordon thing: You know what, Sakuma? You're pretty cool.

Sakuma: The cooliest?

Miyoshi: Don't ruin it.

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Kaminaga: How about this? I'll work off my debt to each of you. I'll do anything you want. How does that sound?

Jitsui: Anything?

Kaminaga: ...Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?

Tazaki: No, that was definitely creepy.

Hatano: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.

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Miyoshi: Do you want me to seduce Sakuma?

Kaminaga: How would that help?

Miyoshi: I don’t know. I just want to see if I could do it.

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Kaminaga: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Sakuma: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Tazaki: Wasps

Amari: Terriers

Kaminaga: Jitsui

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Yuuki: Now, let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Hatano: I walk over to Fukumoto and have him make me a sandwich.

Yuuki: Okay, yes. But Fukumoto's not there.

Odagiri: Where’s Fukumoto?

Yuuki: It’s not important where he is. He’s gone. He left the country.

Odagiri: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?

Yuuki: Yes, he’s fine!

Hatano: Well, if he’s fine, I don’t see why he couldn’t make me a sandwich.

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Tazaki: Am I weird?

Kaminaga: Yeah, but you’re hot, so it’s easier to put up with.

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Miyoshi: Sakuma-san, I want to say you look great.

Sakuma: Thank you.

Miyoshi: You didn't let me finish.

Miyoshi: Dot, dot, dot, for you.

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Miyoshi: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sakuma: Is that a picture of you?

Miyoshi: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I often inspire myself.

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Kaminaga: Are you okay?

Miyoshi: Yes. Why?

Kaminaga: Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.

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Kaminaga: As Lt. Col. Yuuki once said: Get Fucked!

Yuuki: I have never once said that, Kaminaga.

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Hatano: I'm willing to do a lot of things.

Hatano: But admitting to Fukumoto that I'm cold after he told me to put a jacket on is not one of them.

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Tazaki: I want a divorce, I'm sick of you quoting memes all day.

Kaminaga: When the whole squads on point.

Tazaki: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE

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“I moved past having a depressive episode I’m actually having a depressive series haha season eight available now.”

Odagiri