Incorrect Justified Quotes

What am I doing? I honestly don't know. Not-so-accurate quotes from the beloved characters of FX's Justified. Feel free to submit! about character tags

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Art: Raylan, can I speak to you?

Raylan: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Raylan: Jellyfish have survived 600 million years without brains.

Raylan: A ray of hope for Dewey.

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Raylan: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Rachel: You are a hazard to society.

Tim: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Dewey: welcome to my first vlog where i will be trying various hair products

Dewey: [sprays hairspray directly into mouth]

Dewey: well right off the bat i can tell you this one isn't very good

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Boyd: What happened to us, Raylan? We used to be the OGZs. Now whenever we see each other it's all, "where were you the night so-and-so was killed?"

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Raylan: Sometimes when we disagree you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Winona: What!? That is totally crazy!! I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!!

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Rachel: I am small. But knowing.

Raylan: You don't know what the top shelf looks like.

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Tim: Y'all motherfuckers don’t know about my knife shoes.

Rachel: Ice skates.

Tim: Blocked.

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Raylan: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love all that nerdy stuff.

Rachel: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Raylan: Forget stuff, like a cool person.

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Raylan: Look, I might not be a saint, but it’s not like I'm that evil. I'm not an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an Arby's and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of town so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Winona: Okay, that’s really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Raylan: [drunk] Hey, who’d win in a fight, me or a gorilla?

Rachel: Gorilla.

Raylan: No, me VERSUS Gorilla.

Art: Gorilla.

Raylan: No, but in a contest.

Tim: Gorilla.

Raylan: But in a competition.

Nelson: Um… Gorilla.

Raylan: You don’t get it. [continues to drink]

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Art: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated?

Raylan: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Raylan: Rachel, you know Spanish, right?

Rachel: [in Spanish] You bury yourself in your work because you are unhappy in your personal life.

Raylan: Excellent.

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Boyd: Raylan, I think you're acting out because you don't have the emotional tools to deal with this.

Raylan: You're an emotional tool, Boyd.

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Don't let another person ruin your day.  Ruin your own damn day.

Raylan Givens, probably

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Raylan: Hey, Dewey, what's your street name?

Dewey: Lil' Dewey.

Raylan: You live on a street named "Lil' Dewey"?

Dewey: Oh, you meant my address.