Incorrect Karamel Quotes

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[Mon-El, Imra and Kara at the DEO].

Mon-El [Staring at Kara]: I love you

Imra:...

Kara: What?

Mon-El: I said FUCK YOU.

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Kara: I'm pregnant!

Mon El: with a baby?!?!

Kara: No, with an idea. Yes a baby!

[supervalor]

My new Karamel vid!

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Kara loses Mon-El in a crowd.

Kara: (yelling) SUPERGIRL IS A TERRIBLE HERO!

Mon-El: (knocks over the entire crowd) WHAT did you just say?

Kara: there you are.

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Mon-El: Hey Kara?

Kara: What's up?

Mon-El: We're not socks but I think we'd make a great pair.

Kara: *groans*

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Mon-El: So this morning we were having breakfast together and I looked up from my cereal and said, you know what I wanna do today? I wanna marry you.

Kara: I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.

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i made the mistake of reading your blog in public, i’m freaking dying

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Mon-El: are you a bag of cheetos?

Kara: ...why?

Mon-El: because you look like a snack ;)

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Lena: *punches Kara*

Half a second later...

Mon-El: *Suddenly appears from the 31st Century* first of all how dare you, second of all how DARE you, third of all HOW DARE YOU...

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Kara: Did it hurt?

Mon-El: When I fell from heaven?

Kara: *smirks* No when you fell down the stairs at the DEO.

Mon-El: Winn has a big mouth.

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Kara: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Alex: You were all over Mon-El.

Kara: So? he's my boyfriend.

Alex: You asked if he was single and cried when he said he wasn't.

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J'onn: How long have you been sleeping with Mon-El?

Kara:...WHAT?

J'onn: how long have you been sleeping with Mon-El?

Kara: That's disgusting and wrong, I don't even get...why would...I've never had sex with anyone anywhere,it's none of your...you have...the nerve, the audacity...Mon-El is my partner and he is terrible face wise....and how, how do I know frankly that your not sleeping with him? maybe you are, maybe your trying to throw me off...hmm check and mate.

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Mon-El: Kara and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Kara and I should be together and I'm going to find the perfect moment today to tell her.

*Looks at list*

Mon-El: Number one, Kara, you and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because in terms of the soup we like to...that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates, Kara and I are soul mates.

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Kara: This is my boyfriend Mon-El and our other boyfriend Winn.

Alura: How does that work exactly?

Kara: I'm dating Mon-El but I'm also dating Winn who is also dating Mon-El. We're all dating each other.

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Kara: This B needs a C in her A !

Mon-El: Oh my god.

Kara: What? This babe needs a coconut in her arms.

Mon-El:...Ooh, I thought you were saying this b**** needs a c*** in her a**.

Kara: Oh my god!

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Kara: Do you ever wonder what your future wife is doing?

Mon-El: Yeah...what are you doing?

Kara: *blush*

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Brainy: If Mon-El doesn't go back to the future, it would be catastrophic. The legion will be left without a leader and the world will fall to darkness and despair.

Kara: Oh...that's so sad, Alexa play despacito