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For those of you wondering why this is tagged as “Kaitou Joker”, basically, this artist composed a character song for Shadow, that eventually got sanctioned as his official theme! Be sure to watch her music video, and, if you can, support the release of her album! Onto the translation.

Donning a false name, the brilliant shadow has descended. The pitch black darkness will, in time, paint over the abhorrent light. Until I steal everything away…

I won’t forget my distant dream; it’s a flame that won’t go out, in this life of mine, lived out in a maze within a mirror. The sins I shoulder from that day, atoned for in this Bloody Rain; so that I may heal my hollowed wounds, I’ll soak them in a crimson shower.

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i know you said you're okay with other ships besides joh*chi but what are your personal fav kaijo ships? 👀

jokai is my fav joker ship, but i still respect shadow/joker as i used to ship it myself before s3, as well as the inherit Canon-ness of spajo

queenrose god, ginmomo also god

i respect people who ship spade and dark eye as long as they recognize dark eye isn’t cis

also shounen jokers is not, never was, and never will be real

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combined the tags page into a tags + rules page, now located at [/misc]

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hey

so every once in a while ill get like an influx of notes. and that’s not a bad thing. i’m glad you guys like The Content. but it kinda catches me off-guard, and i think, “i hope they know that they’re still allowed to send stuff despite this blog not having been active for a year and then some,” so here’s my official thing

if the submit box hasn’t been closed, assume you can still send things in. as i’ve said, i’m an uncreative little bastard and this blog is VERY largely submission-based, and the amount of people in the kaijo fanbase at any given time on this platform changes with the tides

anyway, like i’ve also said, i’m not picky with posting submissions. if you sent a submission, i’ll post it asap, if it got eaten, you won’t see anything. if you sent me something and don’t see it up here within a uhhhhhhhhhh week or something just re-send it

i will end this message and go back to my coffin with this: no one in kaijo is cishet except maybe kaneari and clover. goodnight

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hey

so every once in a while ill get like an influx of notes. and that’s not a bad thing. i’m glad you guys like The Content. but it kinda catches me off-guard, and i think, “i hope they know that they’re still allowed to send stuff despite this blog not having been active for a year and then some,” so here’s my official thing

if the submit box hasn’t been closed, assume you can still send things in. as i’ve said, i’m an uncreative little bastard and this blog is VERY largely submission-based, and the amount of people in the kaijo fanbase at any given time on this platform changes with the tides

anyway, like i’ve also said, i’m not picky with posting submissions. if you sent a submission, i’ll post it asap, if it got eaten, you won’t see anything. if you sent me something and don’t see it up here within a uhhhhhhhhhh week or something just re-send it

i will end this message and go back to my coffin with this: no one in kaijo is cishet except maybe kaneari and clover. goodnight

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joker: due to circumstances beyond my control-

spade: impulsivity and inattention to detail.

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hachi: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life!

joker: i know this, and i love you.

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joker: can i have some of your tea—

rose: it’s not tea.

joker: oh, coffee? i thought Shadow was the one that liked coff—

rose: t’s vinegar

joker: i— ... what?

rose: it’s. vinegar. joker.

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joker: what did one cell say to the sister cell that stepped on his toe?

joker: MITOSIS

hachi:

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phoenix: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyways. because bees don’t care what humans think is impossib—

joker: please turn off my life support

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rose, texting: Queen, did I leave my phone in your room? I think I put it in the drawer.

queen: no

queen: how r u texting me tho

rose: Oh.

rose: Yes.

rose: Goodnight.

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akai: [walking out of an aquarium, disappointed]

joker: what did you think a tigershark was, phoenix?

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spade: here

joker: what is it?

spade: it's a petition to stop saying 'we dem boys' every time one of us accomplishes something

joker: ...and you got everyone to sign it?

spade: ...yes

joker: we

joker: dem

joker: BOYS

spade:

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dr. neo: tell us where the flying alien went and we’ll burn your house to the ground

president d: uh, don’t you mean “or”?

dr. neo: *groans* tell us where the flying alien went OR we’ll burn your house to the ground

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joker: i have horse-like reflexes!

spade: don’t you mean cat-li--

joker: *currently CHOKING spade*

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akai: what goes one way in circles, must come back the other way in circles

everyone: ???

joker: *is done with life*

shadow: someone please translate

spade: i’m guessing, what goes around comes around?

shadow: oh please, that wasn’t even close

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akai: Keep your ears on the game, hachi!

joker: yawning jerk, you’ve GOTTA be doing this on purpose