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corrin || he / him || ⚣ || 23.

incorrect quotes blog for @legoes’ self ships.

dni if you ship lloyd &/or harumi/ninja, morro, or any adult character or if you ship them with each other. also don’t be proship pls.

fandoms: lego series (lca, lmk, ninjago, etc.), tales of arcadia, tolkien.

follow from @deadlock.

icon/header by @/lukhpho on th.

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*dusts off mic* anyone still here?

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Wu: Start your year off right.

Wu: On December 31st at 9:15 PM, get under your covers and fall asleep.

Wu: Midnight will pass as you are deep in a peaceful slumber, and your first encounter with the new year will be waking up well-rested to a morning basked in sunlight and a day that's yours for the taking.

Corrin: No I am going to do coke.

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Corrin: These six days between Christmas and New Year’s is the only time you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing.

Corrin: Make zero progress.

Corrin: Take all the time off.

Corrin: Go on a vacation from your vacation.

Corrin: Be the least impressive version of yourself.

Corrin: Transform into a couch.

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sorry for the inactivity folks. work has been so crazy the past couple months that i haven’t had the time to fill up my queue. hoping i’ll be able to after the holiday season passes.

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Wukong: Why are you really here, Cory?

Wukong: Did you miss me?

Corrin: Like food poisoning.

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Corrin: Do you think we spend too much time together?

Wukong: Is this a test?

Wukong: I feel like this is a test.

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Corrin: You love not being nice to people.

Morro: I don’t love it, I’m just really good at it.

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Aaron: Who the fuck hurt you?

Corrin: Me bro, I overthink.

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Corrin: This can’t get any worse, can it?

Wukong: Sure it can!

Wukong: Just give me a minute.

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Corrin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Wukong: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Corrin: …

Wukong: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Vendel: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.

Corrin: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression.

Corrin: It was an honest mistake, I swear.

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Corrin: You're violent.

Wukong: Yeah, but I'm also adorable.

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Corrin: You have issues.

Wukong: You noticed 🥺❤️

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Wukong: People die when they're 50?!

Corrin: I don't know, something like that?

Wukong: What's even the point of being born?!

Corrin: Exactly!

Wukong: Are you about to die?!

Corrin: ...

Corrin: I'm not 50!

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Wukong: And I will kill anyone who gets in our way!

Sanzang: Will not kill anyone!

Wukong: Kill a few people.

Sanzang: Kill no people.

Wukong: Kill one guy.

Wukong: Kill one stupid guy no one loves.

Corrin: Now you’re just making it sad.

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Corrin: I'm hurt

Tippy: What had happened

Corrin: I was short

Tippy: ???

Corrin: I mean I was shot by gun

Tippy: Oh my god go to the hospital

Corrin: Already there

Tippy: Why are you on Grindr

Corrin: I'm looking for long-term relationship