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An incorrect quotes blog for the Lifeline Series. Except this stuff totally happened.

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LIFELINE: BESIDE YOU IN TIME is available NOW on iOS and Android!!!!!

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How are the followers still on this blog doing?

Lifeline Universe is no more; Dave Justus (the original writer of the Taylor games) and 3 Minute Games have reacquired the rights to the IP.

https://twitter.com/lifelinegame/status/1388640722241265668

[image ID: a tweet from @ lifelinegame posted on May 1, 2021 that reads:

“Lifeline fans, you’ve been holding the line for a very long time. We are beyond thrilled to announce we are BACK, and we will be bringing you the next Taylor story in 2021. Read more: http://3minute.games”

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I know some of us have been waiting for years for Lifeline to return to its old glory, and it seems we will be meeting the characters we know and love once more.

Thanks everyone for sticking with this blog (or just forgetting to unfollow)! Looking forward to your submissions again when the canon kicks back up :)

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Exactly one year since this update!!

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Arika, teaching Taylor to drive: Okay, you're driving and Lifeline and T2 walk into the road. Quick, which do you hit?

Taylor: Oh, definitely T2. I could never hurt Lifeline.

Arika, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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How are the followers still on this blog doing?

Lifeline Universe is no more; Dave Justus (the original writer of the Taylor games) and 3 Minute Games have reacquired the rights to the IP.

https://twitter.com/lifelinegame/status/1388640722241265668

[image ID: a tweet from @ lifelinegame posted on May 1, 2021 that reads:

“Lifeline fans, you’ve been holding the line for a very long time. We are beyond thrilled to announce we are BACK, and we will be bringing you the next Taylor story in 2021. Read more: http://3minute.games”

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I know some of us have been waiting for years for Lifeline to return to its old glory, and it seems we will be meeting the characters we know and love once more.

Thanks everyone for sticking with this blog (or just forgetting to unfollow)! Looking forward to your submissions again when the canon kicks back up :)

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I see some of us (including me!) are pretty interested in hearing about Whiteout 2 or any continuation of Adams’ story.

Sad news: from what I could gather, the company that first made Whiteout (Eipix) has gone defunct. According to an email received by a fan,

[image ID: an email snippet reading:

“This is why we made Eipix in the first place. Eipix is no more, but hopefully each of us can continue to create good things in the future.

Cheers, Mirko”

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So what’s the future of Whiteout? It’s difficult to say. 3MG isn’t affiliated with (what was formerly) Eipix, so they don’t really have jurisdiction over Adams’ story. Hopefully someone can reach out to re-release WO2 in a non-microtransaction-addled format, or write another one entirely, but as of right now, we just don’t know. :(

But if 3MG and Taylor could come back, I have hope that Adams can do the same.

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How are the followers still on this blog doing?

Lifeline Universe is no more; Dave Justus (the original writer of the Taylor games) and 3 Minute Games have reacquired the rights to the IP.

https://twitter.com/lifelinegame/status/1388640722241265668

[image ID: a tweet from @ lifelinegame posted on May 1, 2021 that reads:

“Lifeline fans, you've been holding the line for a very long time. We are beyond thrilled to announce we are BACK, and we will be bringing you the next Taylor story in 2021. Read more: http://3minute.games”

end id]

I know some of us have been waiting for years for Lifeline to return to its old glory, and it seems we will be meeting the characters we know and love once more.

Thanks everyone for sticking with this blog (or just forgetting to unfollow)! Looking forward to your submissions again when the canon kicks back up :)

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Alex [walking up to investigate a dead body]: Okay, first of all, big mood,

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Lifeline Universe App Preview

A preview of the new Lifeline Universe App which is on the google play store in beta. There has been an immense lack of information from Lifeline HQ about the gameplay of the app and iOS users can’t access the app to take a look at the VERY different format compared to the original Lifeline games. 

The app is run on microtransactions with premium choices which cost extra money, some of which are crucial for the plot

The chapter format requires each chapter to be bought/rented individually

You cannot rewind except to the last checkpoint (without paying money)

You cannot look back at the completed chapters you played through

You have to spend more money to replay a chapter from the beginning

Everything is in fast mode with timers and ads for waits

There are no ratings (such as Teen for Flatline) for any of the games, even with ones that should have them and content warnings

All chapters come with spoilers in the descriptions

Many new games are in visual novel (or Episode) style format rather than the original text-based system

Bad Astronaut will cost an estimated $10 USD to play through ONCE with all premium choices (and is in this new VN format)

The recent tweet/post/etc about the “final chapter of Lifeline” is about putting the 3rd chapter of the FIRST GAME onto the app, not like a finale of the green series which the tweet heavily implied.

Lifeline Fanserver on Discord: discord.gg/5tFeQGH https://lifelineuniverse.zendesk.com/…

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Since this blog still generates some amount of traffic, I'll reblog this here since fans deserve to know what the new app is like even without an Android phone.

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Rod: Jason Leder is a bitch.

Alex: He's dead.

Rod: Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.

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Taylor: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.

T2: So does that giant hole in the wall.

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Alex: Alright, but why are you helping me?

Lifeline: Because my life right now is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

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Taylor: I told my lifeline all about you, and they hate you.

T2: How could they hate me just from that? My gosh, you gotta know me for years to really hate me.

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Lifeline: That's a bad idea, Taylor.

Taylor: Hey, it's a terrible idea, but I believe in myself.

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Lifeline: Don’t you shut down on me now or I’ll–

Lifeline: Dang it, threats of violence won’t work.

Lifeline: Or I’ll be very disappointed in you.

Taylor [sheepishly]: It is an effective threat.

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Taylor: I have a scar on my butt that looks like I was in a knife fight, and that’s what I told people, but actually it’s from a merry-go-round.

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Taylor: Did our lifeline just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Arika: Yeah.

Taylor: And did I just do finger guns back?

Arika: You did.

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Arika: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could gamble?

Carter: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.

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Wynn: Regina Viridi.

V. Adams: Our arch enemy!

V. Adams: ...Well, your arch enemy. I, um...you know, I don't think she even knows my name.